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Monster in My Podcast is going on mothballs for now, to make way for ORB: A Venture Bros. Podcast.

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The district manager for the Green God Corporation.

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Dr. Tentacles and the Eldritch Mayhem.

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If you ever told someone what to do in the Dreamlands, you're officially a god.

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August Derleth is lucky he could rip us in half if he wanted to.

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Its throne is an entire planet, but he'll only need the edge.

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At the very least, it could scare a bear off if one attacked.

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Our 647th animate flame.

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The most ancient of the ancient ones, even if it's rude to say it.

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We pledge our service to Father Time.

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Just in case you ever wanted to fight a doorway.

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I mean, snakes are pretty scary already.

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Your face might stick that way!

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It turns out Kirby is a Great Old One after all.

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A dude in the Dreamlands who knows the answer to the one question you don't want to ask.

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As normal, somwhat neurotic and flabby humans, we take this entry personally.

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What's more dangerous after it's dead?

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Ladies and gentlemen, Azathoth's snitch.

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Someone grabbed a bedazzler and gave Yog-Sothoth a glow-over.

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Gotta say, the idea of sleeping for a thousand years sounds pretty good right about now.

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"What if there was just a dude," said the Dreamlands.

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Vibur, no vibing!

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Either an ancient god, or what happens to the dairy section two years after the apocalypse hits your local grocery store.

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The twin brother that Azathoth never calls.

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Just a cthonian on his grind, shooting for the top, unaware that the elitists in management think poorly of him because of his name.

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Indistinguishable from a sewer gas leak.

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Just because you know the name, doesn't mean there's a lot to say.

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God is on the radio.

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There's no difference between a very good wizard and the god of wizards.

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It's papa Saddler with the potty tentacle.

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Fewer stars and mothers are involved than you'd expect, but way more boats.

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A worm that got so big it became the boss, but maybe not the god.

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Accompanied by the Keeper of the Microfiber Cloth.

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The backwards knees help him fuck good.

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We got him from England as part of the avatar exchange program.

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Mother's day is quite the undertaking.

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Move over, Simon.

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I'd go to great lengths if a cool hat was involved.

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Your first mistake was forgetting about Pig Man.

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He's a great host, but don't piss him off unless you want your rug to be more nutritious.

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I'd call it a walking adventure hook if it wasn't a worm.

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Center around the proboscis.

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Don't be a sap.

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Jesus Christ, Marie, it's a mineral.

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The original Dust Man. Eat me, Mega Man 4!

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Don't waste your bucket brigade on this guy.

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One plausible explanation for why there are three episodes of MIMP per week.

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Where's all of this midwestern gold?

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Imagine settling every dream beef on the planet.

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You got your cavorters, and you got your pipers.

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Don't talk to me or my many far-flung sons ever again.

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Some fundamental and easily avoided misconceptions.

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Hey Derleth... who's officiating these weddings?

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It rests comfortably in ambiguity of provenance.

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Do these girls know how to party, or what?

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Don't be fooled, Christopher Lee is also a mask of Nyarlathotep.

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A pillar can only get so interesting.

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You can't clown on the Tick Tock Man.

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I'm suffering from a case of beak envy, you guys. Look at that snoot.

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The only scary place to have a mirror is the face.

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We love it when a manual negs a monster.

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Nice skin. I think I'll take it.

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Don't get too excited by the name.

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Instant death is a blessing in Call of Cthulhu.

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This episode opens with a fight.

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Chris de Burgh, we're looking at you.

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Turns out Nyarlathotep is a big fan of Alan Wake.

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This is bothersome to people with stinky disaster junk.

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Nyarlathotep's thirst for Egyptian blood continues unabated.

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It's a big gooey Bad Year Blimp.

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It's one of those bats, a double bat.

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Don't learn math if you want to live!

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Bring your own turquoise jewelry and Rusted Root bootlegs.

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Suddenly, around the world, every pumpkin screamed at once.

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Anyone could be Nyarlathotep. Even you!

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A rare intermediate form.

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Nyarlathotep is just greedy for basic concepts.

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No, Hastur, the color yellow doesn't BELONG to you!

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The headliner at the festival!

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Jolly Green giant confirmed as an avatar for Nyarlathotep.

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A blooming onion but for cheese.

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Welp, we're sick of Egypt now!

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Nyarlathotep knows how to use war to manipulate mankind. No jokes, here, it's just a really good idea.

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Try again, August.

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Why make up a new myth when a perfectly good one is already there?

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The Crawling Mist is here in case you miss your flight.

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Nyarlathotep is a motorboatin' son of a bitch.

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Don't let Nyarlathotep catfish you.

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Once a year seems a bit much.

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It's the match of the millennia! Pharaoh versus podcaster! Fight!

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That's him in the corner.

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This book haaaaates Egypt.

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Not to be confused with the Dark Demon, which comes later.

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How many places can Nyarlathotep be at once on judgement day?

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No, not that Beast.

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Nyarlathotep's got his thousand eyes on the Big Easy.

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It should have been obvious, "Nobunaga" is an anagram of "Nyarlathotep."

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What if there was a bad tree?

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Nyarlathofest begins! It's the most magical four months of the year.

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She designed that sign you know.

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The important thing to understand is that this is not Odin.

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To be fair, it's jarring to have twins when you're only expecting one kid. You might maroon them in the great red storm of Jupiter, too.

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It's yet another Dreamlands dweeb you'd love to give a swirly.

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The only cogent lesson we can take from this book is "stay away from lakes".

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All that he asks is that you have the decency to stay the fuck down.

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It's a dinosaur that sleeps on the moon. No joke here. It's a dinosaur that sleeps on the moon.

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This guy doesn't just have guts, he IS guts.

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Tindalos makes a steal, taking Fenris away from anime.

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I don't know, let's just name the space between things I guess.

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The most bully-able of the gods.

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The patron god of spermjacking.

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A big curious gray just needs to borrow you for a second.

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So deep it's down under.

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What happens when Cthulhu glows up.

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Cthulu's sister and side-squeeze.

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A pyromancer with great marketing.

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A sphere with an identity crisis.

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It's a storm that summons another storm and I'm dying, you guys.

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We're so tired of sasquatches, you guys.

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We're so tired of sasquatches, you guys.

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Under no circumstances do you "have to hand it to her".

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This cloud has an identity crisis.

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The woman ol' Cthulhu stepped out on.

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I defy you to pronounce that.

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Don't sleep wrong.

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Obviously the best.

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Someone write a story or book with this guy in it, please.

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Very appropriate for the day before Thanksgiving, when we all become feasters from afar.

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Witness the squid behind the men.

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No, not that one.

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Breathe deep and lick a few doorknobs.

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Careful where you shoot when the fog rolls in.

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Decide if whether or not you have a human form before you come to me.

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You're gonna have to do better than "scary bird" in this league.

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A transformational salad.

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He's just so proud of his balls.

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Okay, Frank.

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Like all villains, it's blond.

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A Catfish god among catfish gods.

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Big spongy DSLs.

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When the villain is also the setting.

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Here comes the testicle monster!

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Just a little peek can't hurt...

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A full quarter of Pokemon are gods.

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Hot stuff, comin' through!

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At least the name is honest.

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He will not share his labyrinth with you.

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Stay away from that thicc air.

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Here it comes! At a stately rate!

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When a pattern is a portal.

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The indignity of sharing an entry.

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We don't have any jokes about the mortician god. It's just a cool idea.

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He has is eye on you!

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Azathoth's street team, manifest.

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Lovecraft babies, they'll do the same to you.

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Proof that Cthulhu lives for drama.

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That's not how electrocardiograms work.

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The book is really banking on making clouds scary.

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Hey, it's the mascot!

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None. None more black.

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He's the Cthulhu you grandma gets you for Christmas by mistake.

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The only Outer God who can be picked up on doppler radar.

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The laziest of the gods.

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Who's got two claws, a single tentacle, and something to prove? I can't point at myself because I'm Byatis and I have claws. Life is hell.

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Prospector week begins today, for some reason.

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The doom that came to Sarnath is not to be confused with the DOOM that came from Carmack.

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It just wants to go back home.

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She's the cat's pajamas. And also the cat. And also all cats.

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Great big scorpion, and practice god.

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Armageddon on a half-shell.

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The god lucky enough to have his own diegetic theme music.

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Step aside, Llolth.

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I could only find one image of this god, and its face looked so much like a vagina that I had to pixelate it.

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The truth can be harsh and disturbing!

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Chrono Cross does not have a monopoly on frozen flames.

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Boyz in Hoodz.

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He'll bud you off a buddy.

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Saved by one delightful phrase.

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Who let Battlefield Earth into this book!?!?

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Don't step to me with those round mouths, people.

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My large, gelatinous adult sons.

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An earnest debate about whether bugs are better than cones.

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Going on a mind time tourism trip.

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Mail your teeth.

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They're just big snakes.

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Worse Yith! Worse Yith! Worse Yith!

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Look closely at the hooded figure.

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This one gets gnarly. Just a heads up.

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Nutting with enough velocity to break orbit.

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Mostly a story about sewer pipes.

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Choose your snakeman form!

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Richard Scarry wrote mythos stories.

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Just your basic Wendigo. No big deal.

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You won't have to worry about your bayou when these fellas are around.

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Wave goodbye to the sun.

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The missing link's missing link.

","summary":"The missing link's missing link.","date_published":"2019-06-07T10:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/55ee2f9d-81d0-4355-96f8-da040e91200e/c0542f17-aa0e-467e-8a45-071c0ab65fc3.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":6143824,"duration_in_seconds":201}]},{"id":"13741ff3-9a9a-44a9-acca-745c03126851","title":"Unspeakable Possessors","url":"https://www.monsterinmypodcast.com/s3e107","content_text":"Hastur, take the wheel.","content_html":"

Hastur, take the wheel.

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More of this Egypt shit.

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The tunnelers above are usually busy building skywalks between hotels and convention centers.

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The Adventures of Doctor Frog and Eldritch Monstrosity Toad.

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It'll be whatever you want it to be, as long as it's a black blob.

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An endless parade of yeti.

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Is it from pulp sci-fi? Then throw it in!

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Pour one out for Harold.

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¡Allí está! ¡Mátalo!

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Warn your next of kin.

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You'd look deadlier if you smiled more.

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Triangle Man hates Particle Man.

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No, you misheard me. Not an angel dog, and ANGLE dog.

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You gotta be fucking kidding me.

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They're flying through you right now.

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These little fellas have been the worst in every era. Just the pits.

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I can't believe how dumb this episode is.

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All you need is blood.

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When this fool's in the pool, it's always Unspeakably Ancient Swim.

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I find it frustrating that they're called "centaurs" when the "taur" stands for "bull".

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When all you've got is rubbery.

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When a warm front and a cold front love each other very much...

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Aurora borealis, at this time of year, in this part of the country, here to eat you.

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Watch out for that tree!

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I feel personally attacked by the notion of an amorphous flesh monster.

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Amoeba, a-you-ba.

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Don't be a quitter.

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Is something bugging you?

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When you can't afford the Mi-Go, settle for a near-go.

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A being a pure sound, like David Byrne.

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An empire that spanned the globe but never mattered.

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They walk among us.

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Their wooden backscratchers keep getting worn down to nubs.

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Because every hybrid gets an entry.

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Koalas aren't just scary because of chlamydia anymore!

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And who could forget dear Rat Boy?

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Quite literally Bayou Billy.

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Pallid dancers, dancing for tanning money.

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And lo the fell heralds ushered in the Old Gods with their mystic song: "Y'All Ready for This?"

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It's a big ball of grabbies in the sky.

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I mean, we ALL turn into shapeless abominations after a few decades of living, right?

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This thing can play a lot of second fiddles with all of those arms.

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They could have just called them space vampires and it would have been fine.

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Now bringing you weaponized tickles every hour on the hour.

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The thrilling conclusion of the Space Toad suite!

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Meet the new boss, he's actually a Shoggoth.

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Chaugnar Faugn's street team.

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The moon pushes and pulls on our bodies in mysterious ways.

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Someday something's coming, from way out beyond the stars. It'll kill us while we stand there, and they'll store our brains in mason jars.

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Our second favorite.

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Get outside a bit.

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Which one of you is pranking us by putting a willowisp in every monster manual!?!?

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Invisible catastrophe dragons.

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On Uranus, the Rubiks Cube solves YOU.

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Giant Spiders: Now available in purple!

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The one time where you don't want the plum position.

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Amazing, all-powerful creatures that become laughing stocks just because of their neighborhood.

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The Ghost Beings of Ib get salty if you leave them out.

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It's just dudes!

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This terror that hunts.

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At the very least these horses belong to someone. The invisible.

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Featuring one of the best horror tropes.

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Cuddlefish.

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Hyaa! Ride 'em!

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A manifestation of Lovecraft's fear of vaginas.

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Extremely horny bunnymen are the only monster in this manual worthy of contempt.

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But with Sekiro on the horizon, and some damn-fine Soulslikes already here, it feels right to take the show out of cold storage.\n\nSo we are bringing back Bonfireside Chat as a Patreon show, with a slightly different format. Listen to Bonfireside Chat 2.0 Episode 0 on the feed to learn more. Our first game is the Soulslike shooter Immortal Unchained!\n\nWe want to value WOFF! appropriately.\nWatch Out for Fireballs! is the network’s flagship show. It also takes a lot of time to produce. We play through the entire game (whether it’s 1 hour or 100), research the games, write outlines that total in the thousands of words, record for hours, and edit. In looking at how to make this tenable in the long run, we have decided to make one episode of WOFF! per month premium.\n\nThis does two things: It makes the Patreon more valuable for our members, and it incentivizes more membership.\n\nBut don’t panic! When an episode goes premium, we will include a good portion of it on the public feed (up through the Generalities). So you still get something each week, it’s just that the play-by-play goes to members.\n\nNOTE 1: This won’t go into effect for January. We already announced those games, and we don’t want to revoke access to something anyone was excited for.\n\nNOTE 2: We will still have multi-part episodes, but we will never put a whole episode (Part 2, 3, or 4) behind a paywall. Only single episodes will get this treatment.\n\nWOFF! Theme Months are going away.\nThis was a very fun idea. But it was also hell to plan for, in addition to other WOFF-based pattern incentives. So we feel like it has run its course. We want to exercise more control over the games we pick for WOFF! so we can pace out the year and cover exciting stuff. Anyone who has paid for a WOFF Theme Month will still get their topics covered, but after that hopper is exhausted the theme months will go away.\n\nWe want the WOFF! Listener Response episodes to be more interesting.\nRight now, not a lot of folks listen to the letters episodes on WOFF. Additionally, not a lot of people listen to the behind-the-scenes episodes of DuckTRAX, and we don’t get very many prompts/responses. SO! We’re getting rid of DuckTRAX and changing the listener response episodes to WOFF! Dispatch.\n\nSo the last episode of WOFF! for each month will contain responses about the games from that month, prompts and questions from the Patrons, and a segment that is a longer-form discussion about a particular topic. These will be fun experiments, and we hope you’re down for them.\n\nWe want to do more Adaptation Decay\nAdaptation Decay is our premium show about how video games are adapted into other media, and it’s a fun show to do. Right now we have it on a very strange “8 times a year” rhythm. With DuckTRAX going away, we are taking Adaptation Decay monthly!\n\nThe content store is complicated, and having content time-gated on Patreon is confusing and dissatisfying.\nSo we’re not going to fuck with that anymore. If you back at $10 per month, you’ll get access to the firehose of content. Every premium WOFF, Bonfireside Chat Exquisite Suffering, Adaptation Decay, DuckTRAX, Try This… and whatever other one-off Duckfeed Presents stuff we make for you. We appreciate people who support us, and we want you to get your money’s worth, both in terms of the backlog and future value.\n\nWe really biffed the physical goods.\nUnder the old scheme, we offered physical goods packs and a DuckZine. We failed to deliver those, because we overestimated our ability to meet that logistical challenge. 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Hello, listeners and patrons alike. We come to you with some exciting news: We are changing the Patreon around! It feels like we just did this, but the last major change was back toward the beginning of 2017. We’re trying to constantly observe what’s happening with the network and learn what to do better. That means making changes like this from time to time.

\n\n

We’re also aiming to never shake things up in a way that is too disruptive to you, the listener. We want to give more (or at least focus up and give better). So we put a lot of thought and consideration into making sure these changes either solve problems or help us achieve goals.

\n\n

Here’s the summary of what we’re planning, and you can find the details below. In order to grow the network, give patrons more, and cover rising costs, we plan to:

\n\n\n\n

So without further preamble, let’s get into more detail.

\n\n

We want to grow.
\nWe want to grow in both listenership, patronage, and income. We are proud of the work that we do, and never want to stagnate in any of the aforementioned areas. Growth requires change.

\n\n

We want to give patrons more.
\nThe best way to keep listeners and members around is to always try to give more (or give better). This is also the best way to bring new people in. We are grateful to our patrons, past and present, and we want to make sure we’re giving them stuff they want.

\n\n

We want to meet rising costs.
\nThere are costs associated with doing this at the professional level. Traveling to live shows is expensive. Hosting, web services, applications, and equipment are expensive. Being self-employed is expensive (both Gary and I do this full time and need to cover things like health insurance). And since we’re covering more new games, we’re spending more on games! This is not a hobby for us, we’re committed to doing this full time as our main means of support, and this means keeping up with costs.

\n\n

People want Bonfireside Chat.
\nAnd we want to give it to them. We also want to play to our strengths as a network whose bread and butter is games club content. We put Bonfireside Chat to bed when it felt like it was the right thing to do. We stuck with our guns for a long time. But with Sekiro on the horizon, and some damn-fine Soulslikes already here, it feels right to take the show out of cold storage.

\n\n

So we are bringing back Bonfireside Chat as a Patreon show, with a slightly different format. Listen to Bonfireside Chat 2.0 Episode 0 on the feed to learn more. Our first game is the Soulslike shooter Immortal Unchained!

\n\n

We want to value WOFF! appropriately.
\nWatch Out for Fireballs! is the network’s flagship show. It also takes a lot of time to produce. We play through the entire game (whether it’s 1 hour or 100), research the games, write outlines that total in the thousands of words, record for hours, and edit. In looking at how to make this tenable in the long run, we have decided to make one episode of WOFF! per month premium.

\n\n

This does two things: It makes the Patreon more valuable for our members, and it incentivizes more membership.

\n\n

But don’t panic! When an episode goes premium, we will include a good portion of it on the public feed (up through the Generalities). So you still get something each week, it’s just that the play-by-play goes to members.

\n\n

NOTE 1: This won’t go into effect for January. We already announced those games, and we don’t want to revoke access to something anyone was excited for.

\n\n

NOTE 2: We will still have multi-part episodes, but we will never put a whole episode (Part 2, 3, or 4) behind a paywall. Only single episodes will get this treatment.

\n\n

WOFF! Theme Months are going away.
\nThis was a very fun idea. But it was also hell to plan for, in addition to other WOFF-based pattern incentives. So we feel like it has run its course. We want to exercise more control over the games we pick for WOFF! so we can pace out the year and cover exciting stuff. Anyone who has paid for a WOFF Theme Month will still get their topics covered, but after that hopper is exhausted the theme months will go away.

\n\n

We want the WOFF! Listener Response episodes to be more interesting.
\nRight now, not a lot of folks listen to the letters episodes on WOFF. Additionally, not a lot of people listen to the behind-the-scenes episodes of DuckTRAX, and we don’t get very many prompts/responses. SO! We’re getting rid of DuckTRAX and changing the listener response episodes to WOFF! Dispatch.

\n\n

So the last episode of WOFF! for each month will contain responses about the games from that month, prompts and questions from the Patrons, and a segment that is a longer-form discussion about a particular topic. These will be fun experiments, and we hope you’re down for them.

\n\n

We want to do more Adaptation Decay
\nAdaptation Decay is our premium show about how video games are adapted into other media, and it’s a fun show to do. Right now we have it on a very strange “8 times a year” rhythm. With DuckTRAX going away, we are taking Adaptation Decay monthly!

\n\n

The content store is complicated, and having content time-gated on Patreon is confusing and dissatisfying.
\nSo we’re not going to fuck with that anymore. If you back at $10 per month, you’ll get access to the firehose of content. Every premium WOFF, Bonfireside Chat Exquisite Suffering, Adaptation Decay, DuckTRAX, Try This… and whatever other one-off Duckfeed Presents stuff we make for you. We appreciate people who support us, and we want you to get your money’s worth, both in terms of the backlog and future value.

\n\n

We really biffed the physical goods.
\nUnder the old scheme, we offered physical goods packs and a DuckZine. We failed to deliver those, because we overestimated our ability to meet that logistical challenge. So the new scheme has no physical rewards.
\nTo say sorry for our past neglect of this promise, we will be sending out one large package to everyone who was qualified for those rewards (you should have already received an email about this). We are sorry that we disappointed you on this front, and there’s really no excuse. We hope the I’m Sorry package helps.

\n\n

We’re honoring our previous commitments.
\nPeople who paid for theme months will get those theme months covered. If you have a WOFF! game demand or Abject Suffering demand in the hopper, that’s still there.
\nThe current Patreon scheme is complicated and we want to simplify it.
\nWe have a lot of reward tiers and stretch goals. Some of the reward tiers require backing for several months, which is confusing. In general, we let the Patreon grow tangled and weird, and we want to prune it down so it’s easier for you to pick the right tier.

\n\n

So, we’ve got less of everything, but what remains should be even more valuable. We are reducing the number of new shows on the horizon, because we are already stretched pretty thin. But there’s still stuff to aim for, and we hope this makes the Patreon much more valuable and friendly.

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If I could teach the Shoggoths to sing in perfect harmony...

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Goat Men love Scarlet Circles

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You got a Winklebottom!?

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Big spooky tree men.

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A zombie by any other name still wilts in the sun.

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Mom won't shave me, Jesus can't save me: Dog Faced Boy.

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Leaping lizards! Except for the last part, sorta.

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Lamisil will not help you here.

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Faces shouldn't bubble up like that.

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Hey there Blimpy Boy, flying through the sky so fancy free...

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Dorks gonna grab ya.

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A possible explanation for spontaneous combustion.

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Roll out the barrels.

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The man was an explosion of bugs.

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It's a messed up tile-puzzle of a creature. Pitiable.

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Inhale a nightmare, why don't ya!

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The best damn burglars this side of the veil. Or that side. They oscillate.

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My son is also named Bhole.

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I'm not proud of the way this one ends.

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Humming, all the way to Reno. You're gonna be a star... spawn.

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The episode of the podcast of the Malleus Monstorum of the entry of the Guardians of the Crystalizers of Dreams.

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These worms just want to see Robocop.

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And the goat says: You want it when!?

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Of course we did the needful.

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Walk without rhythm, please.

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Lil' Stand.

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You must be this elephanty to get into the elephant club.

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Buy your ticket early, you don't want to end up at the bottom of the face pillar.

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You'd think Hastur would be able to ride in style, but nope.

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Girl, you'll be a spider soon.

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A cyclops by any other name would still be pretty bad at tennis.

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Our favorite martians, by default.

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It can beat you with one dimension tied behind its back.

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See you in a few weeks for the beginning of our season on the Malleus Monstorum!

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The Big D makes his grand debut.

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A double snack attack stack!

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More like white elephant, am I right?

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From the innocent times before animals became memes.

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He chose the least efficient way to scratch himself.

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Trash that's pissed off enough to chase you.

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It's a monster, and a fun activity!

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Picture is unrelated, but not really.

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MVP of the book right here.

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Don't corner an antelope and expect not to get eaten.

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Just me and a few of my friends raisin' hell.

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Airborn basilisks? Sign me up.

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Do not shave the snake.

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It's just a moose.

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Dash yourself upon the rocks for this rockstar pterodactyl.

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Where did all the good boys go? We can't see them.

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There is nothing more to be said about serpents.

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Slap a kilt on this thing and you've got yourself a cryptid going.

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The argument that nobody cares about continues: is it a dragon?

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Go home, little sprite, and don't burn mine down.

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It's not the X-man.

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Friendly little dungeon-makers.

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I hope you like Fred Schneider impressions!

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A bird whose superpower is always being surprised.

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Make way for big, stinking, psychic bears.

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It's the dawning of the age of the possum.

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Care to let an astral buddy hitch a ride?

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See the turtle of enormous girth, discuss his back to make some mirth.

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Same as the old boar.

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If your pubes don't form a mane, you're missing out.

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Their tufted ears will tickle the insides of your lungs.

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We assure you that we are human.

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It's the mermaid of our dreams.

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I'm a shark, I'm a shark...

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A manticore by any other name is basically this thing, too.

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If you believe they put a man in the woods (man in the woods).

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By the time you've seen a hairy person in an alley, it's already too late.

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Nuke the whales for their substances.

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Less godly, more explodey.

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It's a big bird.

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It sounds like the name of dance, but it's anything but... a dance.

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A tarrasque has been sighted outside of boise. I repeat...

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What do you most want in the world?

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Take a chill pill.

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Raze all human edifice to the ground so these good fellas have room to play.

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For if you want to stand still forever.

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Get me a heck puppy, please.

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Vultures are fascinating enough, look them up too.

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If I can't have this food, no one can.

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I think I know where Little Sebastians go after they die.

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The most magnificent dipshits there ever were.

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Welcome to the world of the shadow owls, you won't sense a difference.

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Trash mouth is comin' for ya.

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We cannot determine the number of arms or the sex or the provenance.

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This dog just wants to be a real boy.

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Controversial provenance provokes the most pedantic of posting.

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A bee has been pictured for scale.

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Land will offer you no succor from its eternal pursuit.

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Big Spicy Red has arrived at the club. I repeat...

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This poor troll suffered a plaque attack, while Debbie tries very hard to convince you heartless monsters that this creature composes songs.

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Not pictured: feet covered with penises.

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A cartilage miracle who evolved to dynamite fish.

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Scrotums fill follow us to the stars and beyond.

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Serves 35.

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The designers forgot to design, and a plain ol' snake snuck in.

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The swamp lamp is only the tip of the otherworldly iceberg.

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Contents may not be as cool as an actual chimera.

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Didn't I tell you to knock!?!?

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A big, angry, disease-riddled bird is comin' atcha.

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The shit-flinging obsession continues.

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AKA Hounds of the Baskervilles.

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Sometimes a hawk is just enough, you know?

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An ape so foul that it gives you depression.

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This episode was recorded entirely in one take.

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Here comes a very big boy.

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Your car is the only safe place. Forget about it.

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It's time to learn about the virus that makes you a vampire, and turns sasquatches invisible.

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Who's ready for a game of bombardment?

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Our first entry in the book of Paranormal Animals of North America brings us the Aardwolf, a hard-to-see scragglyboy.

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Welcome to the beginning of our new season! This first episode is a short primer on the Shadowrun universe, which will be useful for people who are more familiar with D&D.

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The season ends on a classic, and a subversion of our "most undead are trash" rule.

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The show is taking a brief break, and will return starting March 5 with our season about the Shadowrun supplemental manual "Paranormal Animals of North America".

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Gary wants to eat Kole's new giant friend.

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An interdimensional hitman who works on a sliding scale of skill and price.

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We get in another good adventure hook before the end of the season. Beware of cheap drinks!

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Snakes alive, there are snakes alive in here.

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The mighty magic sasquatch, except not.

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Here come the elder things!

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They're cheaper than actual dragons because you get two fewer drumsticks.

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This is it! The final cookie-cutter undead.

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Everybody's heard about the worm.

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We'd like to report a monster that escaped from the lycanthropy section. Repeat, we'd like to report...

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I can't believe a wolf wrote this entry by typing with his paws.

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A controversial "the".

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We think this is the last of the bland undead.

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Look out Dolphins, you've got a competitor for "best entry in the Monstrous Manual."

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What if a centaur was afraid of water?

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The Monstrous Manual plays it right up the middle with these classic masters of the night, but it's just a testament to how cool even the most basic vampire already is.

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What if a Koosh ball got pissed?

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Not as unique as you'd think.

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Sadly, we must bid Troll Week adieu.

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Troll week continues with Desert Trolls, Giant Trolls, and more.

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The world of trolls is rich and diverse, and a single episode wouldn't cut it.

","summary":"The world of trolls is rich and diverse, and a single episode wouldn't cut it.","date_published":"2017-12-25T05:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/55ee2f9d-81d0-4355-96f8-da040e91200e/03c85174-e9c3-406f-a753-ed8b4defd08a.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":5791749,"duration_in_seconds":420}]},{"id":"5b7c6bf1-ae7b-40ab-a4fd-aa624f77b5c0","title":"Umber Hulk","url":"https://www.monsterinmypodcast.com/258","content_text":"Another certified D&D classic whose primary attack is Kool-Aid Man-ing.","content_html":"

Another certified D&D classic whose primary attack is Kool-Aid Man-ing.

","summary":"Another certified D&D classic whose primary attack is Kool-Aid Man-ing.","date_published":"2017-12-22T05:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/55ee2f9d-81d0-4355-96f8-da040e91200e/5b7c6bf1-ae7b-40ab-a4fd-aa624f77b5c0.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":4213659,"duration_in_seconds":416}]},{"id":"4ea54ce6-ceff-4c60-bcf0-0e5b2ef1146b","title":"Troglodyte","url":"https://www.monsterinmypodcast.com/257","content_text":"Lots of little lizard people, leaping down the lane.","content_html":"

Lots of little lizard people, leaping down the lane.

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The "Tighten Up" jokes continue, because that is a very good song.

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What have we done?

","summary":"What have we done?","date_published":"2017-12-15T14:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/55ee2f9d-81d0-4355-96f8-da040e91200e/0596d82f-3c46-4740-9727-e5c616ba79cd.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mp3","size_in_bytes":3505279,"duration_in_seconds":161}]},{"id":"1b274273-ad83-4f56-a19a-f8be9444f5ca","title":"Toad","url":"https://www.monsterinmypodcast.com/254","content_text":"When a problem comes along, you must ribbit.","content_html":"

When a problem comes along, you must ribbit.

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The monster manual entry that's a love letter to the monster in question.

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Bug men, bugging out.

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There could be a platypus intersecting with you right now and you wouldn't even know it. Unless you were Psionic.

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You know, Little Green Ghouls.

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The one and only legend.

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Chaos incarnate, and also kind of boring.

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Mess with the crabbo, you get the stabbo. Mess with the tentacle, he'll cut your left ventricle.

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These cat people are different because

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Who is this, Dee from It's Always Sunny? Get it, because bird lady.

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Caught red-handed.

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It's a bird. It's a bat. It's a skeeter!

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A group of intelligent squids is called an ink tank.

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Oh, how the children danced.

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Eight legs, one life, lots of attitude.

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Stupid, sexist trash.

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Ok, we're getting tired of the "undead with a grudge" genre.

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Let's talk about angry belts that don't like the ground.

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Let's talk about angry belts.

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Get real angry, because this thing's weak to salt.

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It's the Terminator but not made of metal.

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Deceptively named. It's not the skeleton of a giant, but a skeleton that was MADE giant.

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Skeleton week begins with your standard skele-friend.

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Slaad to the bone. Sl-sl-sl-sl-sl-sl-slaad.

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We heard a Sirine go.

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The Shedu is here to respectfully party.

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Listen in for confusion about what shadows actually are. Not the monsters, just... the optical phenomenon.

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All the grace, beauty, and majesty of sea doofuses.

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Not the kind you're picturing.

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God's perfect assassin.

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TAF: Tumnus As Fuck.

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Nice try, attempting to get more orcs past us.

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A classic and a cutie.

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Angry slimer reaches out for some human contact.

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The big bird swooped up an elephant snack.

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When unfinished business becomes personal.

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Raise your hand if Final Fantasy made you think these were water monsters.

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A basement for novices.

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Cat people run, run like the wind. Cat people screw, screw like the wind.

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Underdark yetis with mysterious pasts.

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Hey buddy, how'd you get out of Slime Week?

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Plant week concludes with a classic: the Shambling Mound.

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Plant week continues with some smart, smart plants.

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It's time for Jerks in (Ethereal) Space!

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You only get one shot.

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Arizona Travel Guide 2017.

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Someone left a trap in the monster pile.

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We spend 90% of the episode trying to figure out how to pronounce "Borges".

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Spread your wings and learn to fly.

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It's featherier than the av-er-age bear!

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Come and pitch a tentacle.

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Welcome to the Monstrous Manual's original sin.

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All good things must come to an end, and seep out into a culvert or sluice.

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Ooze week continues, as slime time resumes.

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Don't let these gooey boys slip through your fingers!

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Kinda big, a little hair, not as dumb.

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Big, hairy, dumb.

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We go to bat for an oft-maligned slimy genius of the sea.

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Break beauty down to its component parts, for profit.

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Emerge from the pile, young steed.

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Don't stand still long enough for them to make you a baby bag.

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Snake men with agency and spells.

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One night I had the weirdest dream where I walked into a cave, and I saw a snake with a human head wearing a vest, rolling a donut.

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Big tasty doofuses on the march.

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A lich by any other name still smells as sweet.

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Revenge of the dry cloth zombies.

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Saddle up for some trouble in the puddle.

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Here's our little muddy friend, walking through the forest. Oo-de-lally, oo-de-lally, golly, what a day

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Gary named this file "Wet Orcs" when he edited it, and that just about sums it up.

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It's as uncomfortable to type as it is to say.

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This year's Beholderfest ends with a discussion of Beholder toys and homes.

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Milord Wizard answers all of our most pressing questions about Beholders.

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What makes a Beholder tick? What do they do for fun? Let's find out.

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What can a Beholder do? Let's find out in the Powers section of "I, Tyrant".

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Our look at "I, Tyrant" continues as we gaze upon Beholder history and myth.

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The tradition continues! Listen for our first dive into the Monstrous Arcana book "I, Tyrant", covering some Beholder Basics.

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Vegepygmy isn't the preferred nomenclature.

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It's the things from real life that are scariest.

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See also: Crimson Death Mist.

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See also: Vampiric Mist.

","summary":"See also: Vampiric Mist.","date_published":"2017-06-09T10:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/55ee2f9d-81d0-4355-96f8-da040e91200e/468c9d7e-647f-4e81-a186-1f5d5eef8822.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":3884098,"duration_in_seconds":309}]},{"id":"a6fa2089-8993-4c2d-b063-de3e2de0edaf","title":"Minotaur","url":"https://www.monsterinmypodcast.com/173","content_text":"Probably the strongest single-issue voter in the book, if we had to guess.","content_html":"

Probably the strongest single-issue voter in the book, if we had to guess.

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No running around the brain pool!

","summary":"No running around the brain pool!","date_published":"2017-06-05T09:45:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/55ee2f9d-81d0-4355-96f8-da040e91200e/f0078b79-ec03-4e9e-a269-6ae2cfbee2bb.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":4097840,"duration_in_seconds":477}]},{"id":"230c9172-e634-4785-80a4-8547feba3ed9","title":"Mimic","url":"https://www.monsterinmypodcast.com/171","content_text":"This is the entry that made us want to do this show.","content_html":"

This is the entry that made us want to do this show.

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When will someone think of the merMEN!?!?

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When I'm old and crazy, shove me in a pommel.

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Somehow these are way cooler than they have any right to be?

","summary":"Somehow these are way cooler than they have any right to be?","date_published":"2017-05-26T10:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/55ee2f9d-81d0-4355-96f8-da040e91200e/bea8d9a3-52ca-4ed7-9665-02a0c2c6e5a1.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":3937054,"duration_in_seconds":396}]},{"id":"52f2c1f7-5b4a-44b2-9f4b-dad3dcd930f9","title":"Manticore","url":"https://www.monsterinmypodcast.com/167","content_text":"(In a full grown man's voice) Daddy, daddy, bring me a boy.","content_html":"

(In a full grown man's voice) Daddy, daddy, bring me a boy.

","summary":"(In a full grown man's voice) Daddy, daddy, bring me a boy.","date_published":"2017-05-24T10:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/55ee2f9d-81d0-4355-96f8-da040e91200e/52f2c1f7-5b4a-44b2-9f4b-dad3dcd930f9.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":2713505,"duration_in_seconds":293}]},{"id":"a5dcb342-74ad-4fb2-b157-7dd16b1a0e7e","title":"Manscorpion","url":"https://www.monsterinmypodcast.com/166","content_text":"This entry hits the Tark mark.","content_html":"

This entry hits the Tark mark.

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This one goes out to the little guys.

","summary":"This one goes out to the little guys.","date_published":"2017-05-19T11:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/55ee2f9d-81d0-4355-96f8-da040e91200e/bde5f93a-fbde-4b51-a333-e6736fab24cd.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mp3","size_in_bytes":9169266,"duration_in_seconds":433}]},{"id":"10732050-8e52-46cd-862e-abdb06615a6c","title":"Mammal, Herd","url":"https://www.monsterinmypodcast.com/164","content_text":"Let's ruminate about ruminants.","content_html":"

Let's ruminate about ruminants.

","summary":"Let's ruminate about ruminants.","date_published":"2017-05-17T10:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/55ee2f9d-81d0-4355-96f8-da040e91200e/10732050-8e52-46cd-862e-abdb06615a6c.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mp3","size_in_bytes":4180535,"duration_in_seconds":190}]},{"id":"f1961e04-bc58-4961-93ab-7b442aa662f4","title":"Mammal","url":"https://www.monsterinmypodcast.com/163","content_text":"I'm led to believe that an outfit called the \"Blood Hound Gang\" has conceived of a theorem for determining the behavior of two mammalian entities.","content_html":"

I'm led to believe that an outfit called the "Blood Hound Gang" has conceived of a theorem for determining the behavior of two mammalian entities.

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We finish out lycanthrope fortnight with the big kahuna himself.

","summary":"We finish out lycanthrope fortnight with the big kahuna himself.","date_published":"2017-05-12T10:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/55ee2f9d-81d0-4355-96f8-da040e91200e/22a17a56-f349-4b3d-b087-af68f3ab70dc.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mp3","size_in_bytes":2675722,"duration_in_seconds":275}]},{"id":"32184f19-4676-4465-abbd-f55f37c8d287","title":"Lycanthrope, Wereraven and Weretiger","url":"https://www.monsterinmypodcast.com/161","content_text":"Kole almost falls into a trap of being super predictable. Then he falls into it.","content_html":"

Kole almost falls into a trap of being super predictable. Then he falls into it.

","summary":"Kole almost falls into a trap of being super predictable. Then he falls into it.","date_published":"2017-05-10T10:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/55ee2f9d-81d0-4355-96f8-da040e91200e/32184f19-4676-4465-abbd-f55f37c8d287.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mp3","size_in_bytes":4459091,"duration_in_seconds":490}]},{"id":"6f5a40d5-1967-4aa2-976f-32e074948902","title":"Lycanthrope, Werefox and Wererat","url":"https://www.monsterinmypodcast.com/160","content_text":"Whoever wrote this has some strange ideas about women and race.","content_html":"

Whoever wrote this has some strange ideas about women and race.

","summary":"Whoever wrote this has some strange ideas about women and race.","date_published":"2017-05-08T10:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/55ee2f9d-81d0-4355-96f8-da040e91200e/6f5a40d5-1967-4aa2-976f-32e074948902.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mp3","size_in_bytes":4099591,"duration_in_seconds":474}]},{"id":"14e4b5c9-94ff-4e1e-93a9-8c8afd0d57dc","title":"Lycanthrope, Werebear and Wereboar","url":"https://www.monsterinmypodcast.com/159","content_text":"Two woodland buddies, just partying in the forest.","content_html":"

Two woodland buddies, just partying in the forest.

","summary":"Two woodland buddies, just partying in the forest.","date_published":"2017-05-05T10:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/55ee2f9d-81d0-4355-96f8-da040e91200e/14e4b5c9-94ff-4e1e-93a9-8c8afd0d57dc.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mp3","size_in_bytes":3772335,"duration_in_seconds":433}]},{"id":"84d5e3d7-7700-412f-b2c6-cdb97a29c981","title":"Lycanthrope, Seawolf and Werebat","url":"https://www.monsterinmypodcast.com/158","content_text":"It's always fun when the author of the Monstrous Manual is clearly writing about someone he knows.","content_html":"

It's always fun when the author of the Monstrous Manual is clearly writing about someone he knows.

","summary":"It's always fun when the author of the Monstrous Manual is clearly writing about someone he knows.","date_published":"2017-05-03T10:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/55ee2f9d-81d0-4355-96f8-da040e91200e/84d5e3d7-7700-412f-b2c6-cdb97a29c981.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mp3","size_in_bytes":4785427,"duration_in_seconds":515}]},{"id":"deac9888-a5ee-4b61-a4b0-a2e3663bcea9","title":"Lycanthrope, General","url":"https://www.monsterinmypodcast.com/157","content_text":"Lycanthrope fortnight begins with a whimper, appropriately enough (because of dogs, you see).","content_html":"

Lycanthrope fortnight begins with a whimper, appropriately enough (because of dogs, you see).

","summary":"Lycanthrope fortnight begins with a whimper, appropriately enough (because of dogs, you see).","date_published":"2017-05-01T10:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/55ee2f9d-81d0-4355-96f8-da040e91200e/deac9888-a5ee-4b61-a4b0-a2e3663bcea9.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mp3","size_in_bytes":4916859,"duration_in_seconds":496}]},{"id":"b2eff1f6-bef1-4eac-99fa-4b2a72ff866e","title":"Lurker","url":"https://www.monsterinmypodcast.com/156","content_text":"Don't look down. Or up!","content_html":"

Don't look down. Or up!

","summary":"Don't look down. Or up!","date_published":"2017-04-28T10:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/55ee2f9d-81d0-4355-96f8-da040e91200e/b2eff1f6-bef1-4eac-99fa-4b2a72ff866e.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":6913555,"duration_in_seconds":412}]},{"id":"dd22db3e-9fd5-408e-b7dc-18d681e97215","title":"Locathah","url":"https://www.monsterinmypodcast.com/155","content_text":"Please write in and tell us if you have ever, ever, run an underwater campaign. We don't think it's ever happened.","content_html":"

Please write in and tell us if you have ever, ever, run an underwater campaign. We don't think it's ever happened.

","summary":"Please write in and tell us if you have ever, ever, run an underwater campaign. We don't think it's ever happened.","date_published":"2017-04-26T10:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/55ee2f9d-81d0-4355-96f8-da040e91200e/dd22db3e-9fd5-408e-b7dc-18d681e97215.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":5138566,"duration_in_seconds":277}]},{"id":"b506901c-2395-4e3f-b0f4-8742548c28e9","title":"Lizard / Lizard Man","url":"https://www.monsterinmypodcast.com/154","content_text":"The parade of uninspired demihumans continues!","content_html":"

The parade of uninspired demihumans continues!

","summary":"The parade of uninspired demihumans continues!","date_published":"2017-04-24T10:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/55ee2f9d-81d0-4355-96f8-da040e91200e/b506901c-2395-4e3f-b0f4-8742548c28e9.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":10342595,"duration_in_seconds":613}]},{"id":"841ffdcb-03cf-4ac5-be9a-b72b6912e74d","title":"Living Wall","url":"https://www.monsterinmypodcast.com/153","content_text":"Join us. Join us. Join us.","content_html":"

Join us. Join us. Join us.

","summary":"Join us. Join us. Join us.","date_published":"2017-04-21T10:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/55ee2f9d-81d0-4355-96f8-da040e91200e/841ffdcb-03cf-4ac5-be9a-b72b6912e74d.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":7327589,"duration_in_seconds":371}]},{"id":"a0f2978b-95ac-4ed3-8d27-300659adff98","title":"Demilich","url":"https://www.monsterinmypodcast.com/152","content_text":"The creature so cool that we rescued it from the indignity of being a footnote.","content_html":"

The creature so cool that we rescued it from the indignity of being a footnote.

","summary":"The creature so cool that we rescued it from the indignity of being a footnote.","date_published":"2017-04-19T10:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/55ee2f9d-81d0-4355-96f8-da040e91200e/a0f2978b-95ac-4ed3-8d27-300659adff98.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":6273545,"duration_in_seconds":349}]},{"id":"8111024f-1432-4370-88ab-108e0625844e","title":"Lich","url":"https://www.monsterinmypodcast.com/151","content_text":"The best week of the show (outside of Beholderfest) begins with getting Lich, and dying trying.","content_html":"

The best week of the show (outside of Beholderfest) begins with getting Lich, and dying trying.

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Add human teeth to any animal to make it instantly 100x more vile.

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The ruined Resident Evil 0, and now they're coming for your throat meat.

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The angriest lion dad.

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Dime store Deep Ones.

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A classic that goes down smooth, candle and all.

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What has fur and eight legs? A tarantula, you dolt.

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A smug merry-go-round cast off dispenses horchata into a kiddie pool.

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Mischief birds tear up your tires and siding.

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A misplaced lycanthrope presages a rough month of episodes coming up.

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I'll have you know this is the best blurb that I can write.

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This space intentionally left blank.

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Literally the first thing that comes to mind when someone says "draw me a psionic monster."

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You can only get so far talking about velvet ants and locusts, so enjoy a dad joke so bad it only appeals to dust.

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Bugs are mad scary, yo.

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We're serious about that sitcom deal. Call us, we'll save you CBS.

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It's a tiny little beastie that drives a man. Don't tell Men in Black!

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Get some head(s).

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Perhaps the most dangerous game of all was tennis played with an active grenade.

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Let's strip all of the majesty off of god's most glorious creature, shall we?

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It's a Dungeons and Dragons classic that prompts and unusual "Would You Rather".

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We're looking to break into television. If you know anyone who's open to sitcom development, let us know!

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Take a horse, and put a bird on it.

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Take a horse, and put a bird on it.

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Whoever wrote this entry is ultra thirsty for a water horse.

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Find the anti-Kole, and slay him.

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A walking commercial for Puppy Pepcid. Pupcid.

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Are you a DM who needs an excuse to join the action with your players? Then the Haunt may be for you!

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A crocodile slides a mile with no legs and a great big smile.

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Reverse mythological beasts always do the opposite of what you expect.

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Of all the monsters we grappled with and bested, it took the humble halfling to break us entirely.

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The season of the witch continues as we make a case for Hags being the very best.

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Here's one frog who won't suddenly turn into a symbol for Nazi shitheads.

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Big dumb idiot with a club coming through!

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Hide your horses, because the skies are never safe.

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I've been informed that we missed a chance to make a joke about Jermlaine Jackson. Sorry about that.

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Don't get them wet after midnight, or Gary will yell at you for getting the mythology wrong.

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Brains, birds, and Beholders... oh my!

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Have I already used the "everybody must get stoned" joke? C'mon, there are so many creatures with a petrification gimmick.

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Just when you thought you were safe from Golems, here they come again.

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The Ravenloft Rock Block continues with two of the cooler interlopers: A skeletal naga construct and a friend with no brain.

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The redundancy golem shows up twice, even if you don't want him to.

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When Ravenloft comes to crash the party, you don't ask questions.

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They did the monster mash.

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Dying would be a stone dude.

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Sloppy boys, sloppily drawn.

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It's a ghastly group of gnarly gnomes.

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Suffering a horrible accident doesn't immediately make you a cryptid, you insensitive monster.

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We only need one Wes Anderson, no matter how big your package is.

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It's a double nightmare creature who's on the prowl for boy-spine from the very shadows themselves.

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Gith Week ends with the most interesting example of these planar mummy men... The Githzerai. Their lives may be shams!

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Sharpen up your silver swords, it's time to hack through another religious extremist mummy man.

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Thus begins Gith week, where we try to distinguish between three sets of indistinguishable shrunken mummy men.

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Please go home, Spelljammer. Space Hippos aren't cool.

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We've finally moved past the sea of giants, and now we're on to these small, smelly idiots.

Links:

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Our discussion of giants comes to a weird head... specifically by talking about a giant with a weirdly-shaped head.

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We finally get to the fireworks factory of Dungeons and Dragons giants... The giant against which all giants are measured. The Verbeeg!

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How is a Stone Giant different from a Mountain Giant? Tune in to find out!

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From the highlands to the lowlands, conversation turns mostly to appearance.

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Chilly dummies!

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We've got one guy who is functionally indistinguishable from a Cloud Giant, and another guy who's just a nasty boy.

","summary":"We've got one guy who is functionally indistinguishable from a Cloud Giant, and another guy who's just a *nasty boy*.","date_published":"2016-11-23T12:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/55ee2f9d-81d0-4355-96f8-da040e91200e/e6d7e725-441d-4004-876d-bfc4923ddb8b.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mp3","size_in_bytes":3261740,"duration_in_seconds":336}]},{"id":"a11d4ca7-4565-408b-933a-14ceaae0629b","title":"Firbolg / Fire Giant","url":"https://www.monsterinmypodcast.com/88","content_text":"Just when you thought it was safe to let your guard down around lava.","content_html":"

Just when you thought it was safe to let your guard down around lava.

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It's an exercise in contrasts as we compare the transcendent Desert Giant to the dumb and pointless Ettin.

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Now begins the long, slow death march of talking about barely-differentiated giants.

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Imagine this: What if zombies were gross?

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The withering stare of age is brought on by unfinished business. Settle your accounts, folks.

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The return of the Bottle Buddies.

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I'm an efreeti in a bottle, you gotta rub me the right way.

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A wizard sneezed and a plague was born.

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Oh no, they say he's got to go: Go Go Gargantua.

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Happy Halloween! Have some boulders that are disguised as boulders.

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Everything you ever wanted to know about a legit and real scary thing. Both you, and it, will scream forever.

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It's just frogs, folks.

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It's just fish.

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What first appears to be another beholder is actually an extended Ghostbusters II tribute.

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Horrible dummies from the abyss will glue you to the wall with tears.

","summary":"Horrible dummies from the abyss will glue you to the wall with tears.","date_published":"2016-10-19T10:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/55ee2f9d-81d0-4355-96f8-da040e91200e/daf1cec5-2335-4706-9b90-ccda17e27311.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mp3","size_in_bytes":4122197,"duration_in_seconds":244}]},{"id":"985a2d79-a62d-4017-bded-a58670ee48ba","title":"Ettercap","url":"https://www.monsterinmypodcast.com/73","content_text":"The thrilling conclusion to the \"how do spiders sleep?\" saga.Links:Ettercap - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia","content_html":"

The thrilling conclusion to the "how do spiders sleep?" saga.

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Deep below the earth, the dark elves weave their radioactive cloaks, warmed by the breath of those who failed the test.

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You live in a paradise under the sea, wending between the kelp... but there's a dark threat from within. Can you trust your eyes, sea elf?

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We're back in Player Handbook territory as we discuss the long-lived fey creatures that die in secret like cats.

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Or, as we call them, future pianos. Now I'm sad.

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Can you fight a force of nature? Yes, but it would be boring.

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True love melts away, and all you're left with is some poison in your eye.

","summary":"True love melts away, and all you're left with is some poison in your eye.","date_published":"2016-10-03T10:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/55ee2f9d-81d0-4355-96f8-da040e91200e/7a706aea-7541-402b-abbf-6321c8f8e969.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mp3","size_in_bytes":4586210,"duration_in_seconds":301}]},{"id":"ba096258-60c6-47f5-b12b-118457d0bde2","title":"Elemental Kin, Fire","url":"https://www.monsterinmypodcast.com/66","content_text":"Who can be sure what a baby snake would grow up to? Would it grow a face? Would its spear become a part of its body? So snuff out the fireplace, sonny, lest you invite doom.","content_html":"

Who can be sure what a baby snake would grow up to? Would it grow a face? Would its spear become a part of its body? So snuff out the fireplace, sonny, lest you invite doom.

","summary":"Who can be sure what a baby snake would grow up to? Would it grow a face? Would its spear become a part of its body? So snuff out the fireplace, sonny, lest you invite doom.","date_published":"2016-09-30T10:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/55ee2f9d-81d0-4355-96f8-da040e91200e/ba096258-60c6-47f5-b12b-118457d0bde2.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mp3","size_in_bytes":3470279,"duration_in_seconds":199}]},{"id":"ae8d32e5-c8ef-4209-a5b4-b418fcb669a8","title":"Elemental Kin, Earth","url":"https://www.monsterinmypodcast.com/65","content_text":"Nobody has ever used these things in a campaign, and I wouldn't believe you if you contradicted me.","content_html":"

Nobody has ever used these things in a campaign, and I wouldn't believe you if you contradicted me.

","summary":"Nobody has ever used these things in a campaign, and I wouldn't believe you if you contradicted me.","date_published":"2016-09-28T10:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/55ee2f9d-81d0-4355-96f8-da040e91200e/ae8d32e5-c8ef-4209-a5b4-b418fcb669a8.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mp3","size_in_bytes":3722528,"duration_in_seconds":220}]},{"id":"e2b77b04-8557-494f-9663-22cde52e75dc","title":"Elemental Kin, Air","url":"https://www.monsterinmypodcast.com/64","content_text":"You happen into a clearing and discover a small, pearlescent egg. This isn't an episode of Abject Suffering, but your world is about to change forever.Links:Elemental, Air Kin (Monstrous Manual) — Three months after conception, the sylph lays a pearly egg in a special nest, and summons an air elemental to guard it.","content_html":"

You happen into a clearing and discover a small, pearlescent egg. This isn't an episode of Abject Suffering, but your world is about to change forever.

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If you kidnap a planar dummy, don't be surprised if he burns your life down.

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Just in case you didn't catch them in the Player Handbook, they're back!

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Are you ready for uncomfortable sexual situations? Are you too charming for your own good? Then the Dryad might be for you, sweet thing.

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Exdragonanza closes with a whimper on a glorified manticore, and what amounts to a gigantic sea turtle.

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Now we enter a detour into the little guys, and hope we don't inhale a dragon faerie.

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Too chromatic for the metal dragons, too metallic for the chromatic dragons. Here we have the misfits. The outlaws. The rebels.

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Let's dig deeper an deeper into Dragonalia, with elemental dragons that skip back and forth between irrelevant planes of existence.

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And the miscellany rolls in, both aloof and pointless.

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A parade of depressing archetypes who will trap you into conversation, then leave you forever to go back to their home planet.

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Welcome to the weirdo neutral dragons that time forgot, as their cruel creators shunted them into Monster Manuals with higher and higher numbers.

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It's a whole rainbow of shitty eternity lizards.

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Exdragonanza 2016 begins in earnest as we discuss dragonkind in general, before diving into specifics over the next few weeks.

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Contents of the Dracolich may be less bony than they appear.

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We are Gary and Kole. Please proceed as normal.

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Somehow they made a real animal the most fantastical creature in this book full of sentient jelly and fire nymphs.

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If you come at the Displacer Beast, you best not miss.

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Tell me all your thoughts on dog, because I know we're going to talk about them.

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You can't hit what you can't accurately see.

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Somehow the Monstrous Manual made dinosaurs boring. Bra-fucking-vo.

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It's a beholder, it's a shoggoth, it's redundant!

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It's your favorite Dragonlance character, Lord Soth, singing his sorrowful song about his demise.

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Someone ctrl-v'ed the skeleton entry again!

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Just goes to show you: The angle is everything.

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Cave Man Boy is back, and he's going to have his say, god damn it.

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Animated, disembodied hands aren't as cool as you'd think!

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The Monstrous Manual takes a left turn... Instead of making the Crabmen another orc stand-in, they've created a morally nuanced ethical test. A very tasty ethical test.

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This entry on the Couatl was written by a Couatl.

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It's a shittier, birdier basilisk. Next.

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Up next: The Pants Mimic.

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It's the Odd Couple in a single body!

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Whoever wrote this entry thinks centipedes are the most loathsome creatures in existence.

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Oh to roam free on the wooded fields as a horse elf.

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It's half lobster, half spider, half barnacle, and 100% charming.

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The worst Death Buffalo.

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The smaller the cat, the bigger the heart... until it becomes a medical condition.

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Join us for a tour of all cats medium and large, as the show becomes just a reading of the Encyclopedia Brittanica.

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Another in the long line of monsters that just ruin your property values. It's like a centipede, but worse.

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Delicious frog people who are actually just orcs.

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There goes the neighborhood.

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Pointless and boring, the bugbear arrives on the scene to make orcs look interesting in comparison.

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This is the least excited I've ever been when I heard the word "brownie".

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How did they make Teleporter Mistakes boring?

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Psionics are so terrible that a lowly rodent of the ground can use them as snacks.

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You're loving this, aren't you Kole?

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When you're trying to choose between "dragon" and "snake" and the coin you flip lands on its edge.

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All good things must come to an end. At least until next year.

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The many-eyed cavity creep gives way to beholders that don't really need to be beholders.

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BeholderFest 2016 will never end! Meet the many-ribbed Death Tyrant and many more of his bizarre friends.

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BeholderFest continues as we settle in and dedicate a whole episode to our friend (and yours), the helpful Spectator.

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Pucker up, because it's time to talk about the Death Kiss, the Eye of the Deep, and the Gauth. The magic is gone!

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Feast your eyes on the first part of BeholderFest 2016, where we give you the skinny on our favorite Eye Tyrants.

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Please search Kickstarter for our patent-pending beetle sleeping bags. You know, to hide the horror.

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Mr. Burns's Hierarchy of Bears.

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Dead head frisbees and laundering human meat.

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The shocking origin story of the Dracolisk: Prodigious production, combined with clumsiness on slippery surfaces.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream then die instantly.

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Don't confuse a devil for a demon, it doesn't end well.

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Smeltable truffle pigs in the shape of centibadgers.

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Who overcooked the Beholder!?

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Passive aggressive space weirdos prowl the void, looking for gold to have sex with.

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Here comes the Ankheg to undermine our views of intelligence and society, especially as concerns worms and farming.

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Prepare yourselves to become slime slaves to gigantic bottom feeding degenerates.

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The Aarakocra are crappy bird people with secret fingers and a penchant for cloaca-based basketry.

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