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We are grateful to our patrons, past and present, and we want to make sure we’re giving them stuff they want.\n\nWe want to meet rising costs.\nThere are costs associated with doing this at the professional level. Traveling to live shows is expensive. Hosting, web services, applications, and equipment are expensive. Being self-employed is expensive (both Gary and I do this full time and need to cover things like health insurance). And since we’re covering more new games, we’re spending more on games! This is not a hobby for us, we’re committed to doing this full time as our main means of support, and this means keeping up with costs.\n\nPeople want Bonfireside Chat.\nAnd we want to give it to them. We also want to play to our strengths as a network whose bread and butter is games club content. We put Bonfireside Chat to bed when it felt like it was the right thing to do. We stuck with our guns for a long time. But with Sekiro on the horizon, and some damn-fine Soulslikes already here, it feels right to take the show out of cold storage.\n\nSo we are bringing back Bonfireside Chat as a Patreon show, with a slightly different format. Listen to Bonfireside Chat 2.0 Episode 0 on the feed to learn more. Our first game is the Soulslike shooter Immortal Unchained!\n\nWe want to value WOFF! appropriately.\nWatch Out for Fireballs! is the network’s flagship show. It also takes a lot of time to produce. We play through the entire game (whether it’s 1 hour or 100), research the games, write outlines that total in the thousands of words, record for hours, and edit. In looking at how to make this tenable in the long run, we have decided to make one episode of WOFF! per month premium.\n\nThis does two things: It makes the Patreon more valuable for our members, and it incentivizes more membership.\n\nBut don’t panic! When an episode goes premium, we will include a good portion of it on the public feed (up through the Generalities). So you still get something each week, it’s just that the play-by-play goes to members.\n\nNOTE 1: This won’t go into effect for January. We already announced those games, and we don’t want to revoke access to something anyone was excited for.\n\nNOTE 2: We will still have multi-part episodes, but we will never put a whole episode (Part 2, 3, or 4) behind a paywall. Only single episodes will get this treatment.\n\nWOFF! Theme Months are going away.\nThis was a very fun idea. But it was also hell to plan for, in addition to other WOFF-based pattern incentives. So we feel like it has run its course. We want to exercise more control over the games we pick for WOFF! so we can pace out the year and cover exciting stuff. Anyone who has paid for a WOFF Theme Month will still get their topics covered, but after that hopper is exhausted the theme months will go away.\n\nWe want the WOFF! Listener Response episodes to be more interesting.\nRight now, not a lot of folks listen to the letters episodes on WOFF. Additionally, not a lot of people listen to the behind-the-scenes episodes of DuckTRAX, and we don’t get very many prompts/responses. SO! We’re getting rid of DuckTRAX and changing the listener response episodes to WOFF! Dispatch.\n\nSo the last episode of WOFF! for each month will contain responses about the games from that month, prompts and questions from the Patrons, and a segment that is a longer-form discussion about a particular topic. These will be fun experiments, and we hope you’re down for them.\n\nWe want to do more Adaptation Decay\nAdaptation Decay is our premium show about how video games are adapted into other media, and it’s a fun show to do. Right now we have it on a very strange “8 times a year” rhythm. With DuckTRAX going away, we are taking Adaptation Decay monthly!\n\nThe content store is complicated, and having content time-gated on Patreon is confusing and dissatisfying.\nSo we’re not going to fuck with that anymore. If you back at $10 per month, you’ll get access to the firehose of content. Every premium WOFF, Bonfireside Chat Exquisite Suffering, Adaptation Decay, DuckTRAX, Try This… and whatever other one-off Duckfeed Presents stuff we make for you. We appreciate people who support us, and we want you to get your money’s worth, both in terms of the backlog and future value.\n\nWe really biffed the physical goods.\nUnder the old scheme, we offered physical goods packs and a DuckZine. We failed to deliver those, because we overestimated our ability to meet that logistical challenge. So the new scheme has no physical rewards.\nTo say sorry for our past neglect of this promise, we will be sending out one large package to everyone who was qualified for those rewards (you should have already received an email about this). We are sorry that we disappointed you on this front, and there’s really no excuse. We hope the I’m Sorry package helps.\n\nWe’re honoring our previous commitments.\nPeople who paid for theme months will get those theme months covered. If you have a WOFF! game demand or Abject Suffering demand in the hopper, that’s still there.\nThe current Patreon scheme is complicated and we want to simplify it.\nWe have a lot of reward tiers and stretch goals. Some of the reward tiers require backing for several months, which is confusing. In general, we let the Patreon grow tangled and weird, and we want to prune it down so it’s easier for you to pick the right tier.\n\nSo, we’ve got less of everything, but what remains should be even more valuable. 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\n\nWe’re also aiming to never shake things up in a way that is too disruptive to you, the listener. We want to give more (or at least focus up and give better). So we put a lot of thought and consideration into making sure these changes either solve problems or help us achieve goals.
\n\nHere’s the summary of what we’re planning, and you can find the details below. In order to grow the network, give patrons more, and cover rising costs, we plan to:
\n\nSo without further preamble, let’s get into more detail.
\n\nWe want to grow.
\nWe want to grow in both listenership, patronage, and income. We are proud of the work that we do, and never want to stagnate in any of the aforementioned areas. Growth requires change.
We want to give patrons more.
\nThe best way to keep listeners and members around is to always try to give more (or give better). This is also the best way to bring new people in. We are grateful to our patrons, past and present, and we want to make sure we’re giving them stuff they want.
We want to meet rising costs.
\nThere are costs associated with doing this at the professional level. Traveling to live shows is expensive. Hosting, web services, applications, and equipment are expensive. Being self-employed is expensive (both Gary and I do this full time and need to cover things like health insurance). And since we’re covering more new games, we’re spending more on games! This is not a hobby for us, we’re committed to doing this full time as our main means of support, and this means keeping up with costs.
People want Bonfireside Chat.
\nAnd we want to give it to them. We also want to play to our strengths as a network whose bread and butter is games club content. We put Bonfireside Chat to bed when it felt like it was the right thing to do. We stuck with our guns for a long time. But with Sekiro on the horizon, and some damn-fine Soulslikes already here, it feels right to take the show out of cold storage.
So we are bringing back Bonfireside Chat as a Patreon show, with a slightly different format. Listen to Bonfireside Chat 2.0 Episode 0 on the feed to learn more. Our first game is the Soulslike shooter Immortal Unchained!
\n\nWe want to value WOFF! appropriately.
\nWatch Out for Fireballs! is the network’s flagship show. It also takes a lot of time to produce. We play through the entire game (whether it’s 1 hour or 100), research the games, write outlines that total in the thousands of words, record for hours, and edit. In looking at how to make this tenable in the long run, we have decided to make one episode of WOFF! per month premium.
This does two things: It makes the Patreon more valuable for our members, and it incentivizes more membership.
\n\nBut don’t panic! When an episode goes premium, we will include a good portion of it on the public feed (up through the Generalities). So you still get something each week, it’s just that the play-by-play goes to members.
\n\nNOTE 1: This won’t go into effect for January. We already announced those games, and we don’t want to revoke access to something anyone was excited for.
\n\nNOTE 2: We will still have multi-part episodes, but we will never put a whole episode (Part 2, 3, or 4) behind a paywall. Only single episodes will get this treatment.
\n\nWOFF! Theme Months are going away.
\nThis was a very fun idea. But it was also hell to plan for, in addition to other WOFF-based pattern incentives. So we feel like it has run its course. We want to exercise more control over the games we pick for WOFF! so we can pace out the year and cover exciting stuff. Anyone who has paid for a WOFF Theme Month will still get their topics covered, but after that hopper is exhausted the theme months will go away.
We want the WOFF! Listener Response episodes to be more interesting.
\nRight now, not a lot of folks listen to the letters episodes on WOFF. Additionally, not a lot of people listen to the behind-the-scenes episodes of DuckTRAX, and we don’t get very many prompts/responses. SO! We’re getting rid of DuckTRAX and changing the listener response episodes to WOFF! Dispatch.
So the last episode of WOFF! for each month will contain responses about the games from that month, prompts and questions from the Patrons, and a segment that is a longer-form discussion about a particular topic. These will be fun experiments, and we hope you’re down for them.
\n\nWe want to do more Adaptation Decay
\nAdaptation Decay is our premium show about how video games are adapted into other media, and it’s a fun show to do. Right now we have it on a very strange “8 times a year” rhythm. With DuckTRAX going away, we are taking Adaptation Decay monthly!
The content store is complicated, and having content time-gated on Patreon is confusing and dissatisfying.
\nSo we’re not going to fuck with that anymore. If you back at $10 per month, you’ll get access to the firehose of content. Every premium WOFF, Bonfireside Chat Exquisite Suffering, Adaptation Decay, DuckTRAX, Try This… and whatever other one-off Duckfeed Presents stuff we make for you. We appreciate people who support us, and we want you to get your money’s worth, both in terms of the backlog and future value.
We really biffed the physical goods.
\nUnder the old scheme, we offered physical goods packs and a DuckZine. We failed to deliver those, because we overestimated our ability to meet that logistical challenge. So the new scheme has no physical rewards.
\nTo say sorry for our past neglect of this promise, we will be sending out one large package to everyone who was qualified for those rewards (you should have already received an email about this). We are sorry that we disappointed you on this front, and there’s really no excuse. We hope the I’m Sorry package helps.
We’re honoring our previous commitments.
\nPeople who paid for theme months will get those theme months covered. If you have a WOFF! game demand or Abject Suffering demand in the hopper, that’s still there.
\nThe current Patreon scheme is complicated and we want to simplify it.
\nWe have a lot of reward tiers and stretch goals. Some of the reward tiers require backing for several months, which is confusing. In general, we let the Patreon grow tangled and weird, and we want to prune it down so it’s easier for you to pick the right tier.
So, we’ve got less of everything, but what remains should be even more valuable. We are reducing the number of new shows on the horizon, because we are already stretched pretty thin. But there’s still stuff to aim for, and we hope this makes the Patreon much more valuable and friendly.
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If you kidnap a planar dummy, don't be surprised if he burns your life down.
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Just in case you didn't catch them in the Player Handbook, they're back!
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Exdragonanza closes with a whimper on a glorified manticore, and what amounts to a gigantic sea turtle.
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Now we enter a detour into the little guys, and hope we don't inhale a dragon faerie.
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Too chromatic for the metal dragons, too metallic for the chromatic dragons. Here we have the misfits. The outlaws. The rebels.
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Let's dig deeper an deeper into Dragonalia, with elemental dragons that skip back and forth between irrelevant planes of existence.
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And the miscellany rolls in, both aloof and pointless.
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A parade of depressing archetypes who will trap you into conversation, then leave you forever to go back to their home planet.
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Welcome to the weirdo neutral dragons that time forgot, as their cruel creators shunted them into Monster Manuals with higher and higher numbers.
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It's a whole rainbow of shitty eternity lizards.
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Exdragonanza 2016 begins in earnest as we discuss dragonkind in general, before diving into specifics over the next few weeks.
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Contents of the Dracolich may be less bony than they appear.
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We are Gary and Kole. Please proceed as normal.
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Somehow they made a real animal the most fantastical creature in this book full of sentient jelly and fire nymphs.
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If you come at the Displacer Beast, you best not miss.
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Tell me all your thoughts on dog, because I know we're going to talk about them.
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You can't hit what you can't accurately see.
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Somehow the Monstrous Manual made dinosaurs boring. Bra-fucking-vo.
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It's your favorite Dragonlance character, Lord Soth, singing his sorrowful song about his demise.
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Someone ctrl-v'ed the skeleton entry again!
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Just goes to show you: The angle is everything.
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Cave Man Boy is back, and he's going to have his say, god damn it.
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Animated, disembodied hands aren't as cool as you'd think!
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This entry on the Couatl was written by a Couatl.
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It's a shittier, birdier basilisk. Next.
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Up next: The Pants Mimic.
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It's the Odd Couple in a single body!
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Oh to roam free on the wooded fields as a horse elf.
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It's half lobster, half spider, half barnacle, and 100% charming.
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The worst Death Buffalo.
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The smaller the cat, the bigger the heart... until it becomes a medical condition.
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Another in the long line of monsters that just ruin your property values. It's like a centipede, but worse.
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Delicious frog people who are actually just orcs.
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There goes the neighborhood.
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Pointless and boring, the bugbear arrives on the scene to make orcs look interesting in comparison.
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This is the least excited I've ever been when I heard the word "brownie".
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How did they make Teleporter Mistakes boring?
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Psionics are so terrible that a lowly rodent of the ground can use them as snacks.
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You're loving this, aren't you Kole?
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All good things must come to an end. At least until next year.
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BeholderFest continues as we settle in and dedicate a whole episode to our friend (and yours), the helpful Spectator.
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Pucker up, because it's time to talk about the Death Kiss, the Eye of the Deep, and the Gauth. The magic is gone!
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Feast your eyes on the first part of BeholderFest 2016, where we give you the skinny on our favorite Eye Tyrants.
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Please search Kickstarter for our patent-pending beetle sleeping bags. You know, to hide the horror.
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Mr. Burns's Hierarchy of Bears.
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Dead head frisbees and laundering human meat.
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The shocking origin story of the Dracolisk: Prodigious production, combined with clumsiness on slippery surfaces.
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I scream, you scream, we all scream then die instantly.
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Don't confuse a devil for a demon, it doesn't end well.
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Smeltable truffle pigs in the shape of centibadgers.
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Who overcooked the Beholder!?
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Passive aggressive space weirdos prowl the void, looking for gold to have sex with.
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Prepare yourselves to become slime slaves to gigantic bottom feeding degenerates.
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The Aarakocra are crappy bird people with secret fingers and a penchant for cloaca-based basketry.
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