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This isn't an episode of Abject Suffering, but your world is about to change forever.Links:Elemental, Air Kin (Monstrous Manual) — Three months after conception, the sylph lays a pearly egg in a special nest, and summons an air elemental to guard it.","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eYou happen into a clearing and discover a small, pearlescent egg. This isn\u0026#39;t an episode of Abject Suffering, but your world is about to change forever.\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLinks:\u003c/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"Elemental, Air Kin (Monstrous Manual)\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"http://www.mojobob.com/roleplay/monstrousmanual/e/elekair.html\"\u003eElemental, Air Kin (Monstrous Manual)\u003c/a\u003e \u0026mdash; Three months after conception, the sylph lays a pearly egg in a special nest, and summons an air elemental to guard it.\u003c/li\u003e\u003c/ul\u003e","summary":"You happen into a clearing and discover a small, pearlescent egg. This isn't an episode of Abject Suffering, but your world is about to change forever.","date_published":"2016-09-26T05:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/55ee2f9d-81d0-4355-96f8-da040e91200e/e2b77b04-8557-494f-9663-22cde52e75dc.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mp3","size_in_bytes":4397195,"duration_in_seconds":306}]},{"id":"44fbb3c7-f421-4933-b479-3239bdd86473","title":"Elementals","url":"https://www.monsterinmypodcast.com/63","content_text":"If you kidnap a planar dummy, don't be surprised if he burns your life down.Links:Elemental (Dungeons \u0026amp; Dragons) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia — Elemental creatures are composed of one of the four classical elementals of air, earth, fire, or water.","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eIf you kidnap a planar dummy, don\u0026#39;t be surprised if he burns your life down.\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLinks:\u003c/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"Elemental (Dungeons \u0026amp; Dragons) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elemental_(Dungeons_%26_Dragons)\"\u003eElemental (Dungeons \u0026amp; Dragons) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia\u003c/a\u003e \u0026mdash; Elemental creatures are composed of one of the four classical elementals of air, earth, fire, or water.\u003c/li\u003e\u003c/ul\u003e","summary":"If you kidnap a planar dummy, don't be surprised if he burns your life down.","date_published":"2016-09-23T17:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/55ee2f9d-81d0-4355-96f8-da040e91200e/44fbb3c7-f421-4933-b479-3239bdd86473.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mp3","size_in_bytes":5836357,"duration_in_seconds":444}]},{"id":"043919df-d29b-49ef-8fb5-8e8d00ff76c4","title":"Dwarf","url":"https://www.monsterinmypodcast.com/62","content_text":"Just in case you didn't catch them in the Player Handbook, they're back!Links:Dwarf (Dungeons \u0026amp; Dragons) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia — Dwarves average four feet in height, with squat, broad bodies.","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eJust in case you didn\u0026#39;t catch them in the Player Handbook, they\u0026#39;re back!\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLinks:\u003c/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"Dwarf (Dungeons \u0026amp; Dragons) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dwarf_(Dungeons_%26_Dragons)\"\u003eDwarf (Dungeons \u0026amp; Dragons) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia\u003c/a\u003e \u0026mdash; Dwarves average four feet in height, with squat, broad bodies.\u003c/li\u003e\u003c/ul\u003e","summary":"Just in case you didn't catch them in the Player Handbook, they're back!","date_published":"2016-09-21T10:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/55ee2f9d-81d0-4355-96f8-da040e91200e/e4aad6ae-280c-4ac0-94ad-bc6f73cd95f3.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":5708341,"duration_in_seconds":457}]},{"id":"42923274-eb2b-4533-8826-a5b57bfa4934","title":"Dryad","url":"https://www.monsterinmypodcast.com/61","content_text":"Are you ready for uncomfortable sexual situations? Are you too charming for your own good? Then the Dryad might be for you, sweet thing.Links:Dryad - Forgotten Realms Wiki - Wikia — Dryads are fey-maidens who act as the protectors of forests and trees. They appear to be beautiful women with delicate features seemingly made of soft wood.","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eAre you ready for uncomfortable sexual situations? Are you too charming for your own good? Then the Dryad might be for you, sweet thing.\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLinks:\u003c/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"Dryad - Forgotten Realms Wiki - Wikia\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"http://forgottenrealms.wikia.com/wiki/Dryad\"\u003eDryad - Forgotten Realms Wiki - Wikia\u003c/a\u003e \u0026mdash; Dryads are fey-maidens who act as the protectors of forests and trees. They appear to be beautiful women with delicate features seemingly made of soft wood.\u003c/li\u003e\u003c/ul\u003e","summary":"Are you ready for uncomfortable sexual situations? Are you too charming for your own good? Then the Dryad might be for you, sweet thing.","date_published":"2016-09-19T10:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/55ee2f9d-81d0-4355-96f8-da040e91200e/13ad7a5e-da3b-49c4-b977-4f3876288246.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":4163065,"duration_in_seconds":328}]},{"id":"43b12264-35b0-4dcf-8704-bd0255e0d5c6","title":"Dragonne, Turtle Dragon","url":"https://www.monsterinmypodcast.com/60","content_text":"Exdragonanza closes with a whimper on a glorified manticore, and what amounts to a gigantic sea turtle.Links:Dragonne - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia — From a distance, the dragonne merely looks like a giant lion, with the exception of two metallic wings sprouting from its furred shoulders. upon closer inspection, however it becomes apparent that there is more to the dragonne than is first perceived.Dragon turtle (Dungeons \u0026amp; Dragons) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia — The dragon turtle is a gigantic sea creature with the body of a turtle and a dragon-like head.","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eExdragonanza closes with a whimper on a glorified manticore, and what amounts to a gigantic sea turtle.\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLinks:\u003c/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"Dragonne - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dragonne\"\u003eDragonne - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia\u003c/a\u003e \u0026mdash; From a distance, the dragonne merely looks like a giant lion, with the exception of two metallic wings sprouting from its furred shoulders. upon closer inspection, however it becomes apparent that there is more to the dragonne than is first perceived.\u003c/li\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"Dragon turtle (Dungeons \u0026amp; Dragons) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dragon_turtle_(Dungeons_%26_Dragons)\"\u003eDragon turtle (Dungeons \u0026amp; Dragons) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia\u003c/a\u003e \u0026mdash; The dragon turtle is a gigantic sea creature with the body of a turtle and a dragon-like head.\u003c/li\u003e\u003c/ul\u003e","summary":"Exdragonanza closes with a whimper on a glorified manticore, and what amounts to a gigantic sea turtle.","date_published":"2016-09-16T13:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/55ee2f9d-81d0-4355-96f8-da040e91200e/94e07474-2fdf-4c54-b323-30ee4ad68519.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":3001944,"duration_in_seconds":232}]},{"id":"2e81debf-d56c-4004-8ed4-7913e406ae20","title":"Dragonets","url":"https://www.monsterinmypodcast.com/59","content_text":"Now we enter a detour into the little guys, and hope we don't inhale a dragon faerie.Links:Dragonet (3.5e Creature) - D\u0026amp;D Wiki — This creature resembles a sleek, miniature dragon, slightly smaller than a housecat. It has a thin, long neck, fine scales, sharp, delicate horns and teeth. Its tail is roughly the same length as its body.","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eNow we enter a detour into the little guys, and hope we don\u0026#39;t inhale a dragon faerie.\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLinks:\u003c/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"Dragonet (3.5e Creature) - D\u0026amp;D Wiki\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Dragonet_(3.5e_Creature)\"\u003eDragonet (3.5e Creature) - D\u0026amp;D Wiki\u003c/a\u003e \u0026mdash; This creature resembles a sleek, miniature dragon, slightly smaller than a housecat. It has a thin, long neck, fine scales, sharp, delicate horns and teeth. Its tail is roughly the same length as its body.\u003c/li\u003e\u003c/ul\u003e","summary":"Now we enter a detour into the little guys, and hope we don't inhale a dragon faerie.","date_published":"2016-09-14T21:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/55ee2f9d-81d0-4355-96f8-da040e91200e/58366a48-2a57-4ba1-b238-d43734e8f875.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":6098281,"duration_in_seconds":367}]},{"id":"ec6311a3-b67d-4808-b3cc-fa404966cf79","title":"Steel Dragon, Yellow Dragon","url":"https://www.monsterinmypodcast.com/58","content_text":"Too chromatic for the metal dragons, too metallic for the chromatic dragons. Here we have the misfits. The outlaws. The rebels.Links:Chromatic dragon - Forgotten Realms Wiki - Wikia — Chromatic dragons are also very commonly evil.Steel Dragon (Dungeons \u0026amp; Dragons) - Dragons - Wikia — The sociable steel dragons prefer the company of humanoids to that of other dragons. Their reasons range from admiration to greed. ","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eToo chromatic for the metal dragons, too metallic for the chromatic dragons. Here we have the misfits. The outlaws. The rebels.\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLinks:\u003c/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"Chromatic dragon - Forgotten Realms Wiki - Wikia\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"http://forgottenrealms.wikia.com/wiki/Chromatic_dragon\"\u003eChromatic dragon - Forgotten Realms Wiki - Wikia\u003c/a\u003e \u0026mdash; Chromatic dragons are also very commonly evil.\u003c/li\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"Steel Dragon (Dungeons \u0026amp; Dragons) - Dragons - Wikia\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"http://dragons.wikia.com/wiki/Steel_Dragon_(Dungeons_%26_Dragons)\"\u003eSteel Dragon (Dungeons \u0026amp; Dragons) - Dragons - Wikia\u003c/a\u003e \u0026mdash; The sociable steel dragons prefer the company of humanoids to that of other dragons. Their reasons range from admiration to greed. \u003c/li\u003e\u003c/ul\u003e","summary":"Too chromatic for the metal dragons, too metallic for the chromatic dragons. Here we have the misfits. The outlaws. The rebels.","date_published":"2016-09-12T12:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/55ee2f9d-81d0-4355-96f8-da040e91200e/5f181c2a-4757-4fad-8961-0b1fbf52a80a.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":3381298,"duration_in_seconds":263}]},{"id":"344590a5-2cd6-4a7a-be36-3f413992f964","title":"Dragons, Mercury, Mist, and Shadow","url":"https://www.monsterinmypodcast.com/57","content_text":"Let's dig deeper an deeper into Dragonalia, with elemental dragons that skip back and forth between irrelevant planes of existence.Links:Mist dragon - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia — The mist dragon, also known as the Draco Nebulus Obscura, is a type of dragon in the Dungeons \u0026amp; Dragons fantasy role-playing game.Mercury Dragon (Dungeons \u0026amp; Dragons) - Dragons - Wikia — Mercury dragons are a little bit crazy–but there's definitely a method to their madness.Shadow dragon - Forgotten Realms Wiki - Wikia — Physically seeming insubstantial, shadow dragons had dark and translucent scales which helped them camouflage into the darkness around them.","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eLet\u0026#39;s dig deeper an deeper into Dragonalia, with elemental dragons that skip back and forth between irrelevant planes of existence.\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLinks:\u003c/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"Mist dragon - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mist_dragon\"\u003eMist dragon - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia\u003c/a\u003e \u0026mdash; The mist dragon, also known as the Draco Nebulus Obscura, is a type of dragon in the Dungeons \u0026amp; Dragons fantasy role-playing game.\u003c/li\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"Mercury Dragon (Dungeons \u0026amp; Dragons) - Dragons - Wikia\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"http://dragons.wikia.com/wiki/Mercury_Dragon_(Dungeons_%26_Dragons)\"\u003eMercury Dragon (Dungeons \u0026amp; Dragons) - Dragons - Wikia\u003c/a\u003e \u0026mdash; Mercury dragons are a little bit crazy–but there's definitely a method to their madness.\u003c/li\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"Shadow dragon - Forgotten Realms Wiki - Wikia\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"http://forgottenrealms.wikia.com/wiki/Shadow_dragon\"\u003eShadow dragon - Forgotten Realms Wiki - Wikia\u003c/a\u003e \u0026mdash; Physically seeming insubstantial, shadow dragons had dark and translucent scales which helped them camouflage into the darkness around them.\u003c/li\u003e\u003c/ul\u003e","summary":"Let's dig deeper an deeper into Dragonalia, with elemental dragons that skip back and forth between irrelevant planes of existence.","date_published":"2016-09-09T14:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/55ee2f9d-81d0-4355-96f8-da040e91200e/b5b3aa57-1eb9-4701-84e1-8184a19b175e.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":4563727,"duration_in_seconds":362}]},{"id":"c33098f8-ba17-4040-825f-3602f5eb1c43","title":"Dragon, Brown, Cloud, Deep","url":"https://www.monsterinmypodcast.com/56","content_text":"And the miscellany rolls in, both aloof and pointless.Links:Cloud dragon - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia — A cloud dragon is a neutrally aligned dragon which can take a gaseous form at will, and can exhale a powerful blast of air.Deep dragon - Forgotten Realms Wiki - Wikia — Despite their large size, deep dragons were slender and agile, allowing them to crawl through the tunnels of the Underdark.Brown Dragon (Dungeons \u0026amp; Dragons) - Dragons - Wikia — Brown dragons revel in the comfort of sand-covered lairs filled with treasure they have filched from desert tombs. Browns also like exotic live food kidnapped from far lands.","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eAnd the miscellany rolls in, both aloof and pointless.\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLinks:\u003c/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"Cloud dragon - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cloud_dragon\"\u003eCloud dragon - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia\u003c/a\u003e \u0026mdash; A cloud dragon is a neutrally aligned dragon which can take a gaseous form at will, and can exhale a powerful blast of air.\u003c/li\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"Deep dragon - Forgotten Realms Wiki - Wikia\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"http://forgottenrealms.wikia.com/wiki/Deep_dragon\"\u003eDeep dragon - Forgotten Realms Wiki - Wikia\u003c/a\u003e \u0026mdash; Despite their large size, deep dragons were slender and agile, allowing them to crawl through the tunnels of the Underdark.\u003c/li\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"Brown Dragon (Dungeons \u0026amp; Dragons) - Dragons - Wikia\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"http://dragons.wikia.com/wiki/Brown_Dragon_(Dungeons_%26_Dragons)\"\u003eBrown Dragon (Dungeons \u0026amp; Dragons) - Dragons - Wikia\u003c/a\u003e \u0026mdash; Brown dragons revel in the comfort of sand-covered lairs filled with treasure they have filched from desert tombs. Browns also like exotic live food kidnapped from far lands.\u003c/li\u003e\u003c/ul\u003e","summary":"And the miscellany rolls in, both aloof and pointless.","date_published":"2016-09-07T12:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/55ee2f9d-81d0-4355-96f8-da040e91200e/340f82a7-6c6e-4b2c-ae3d-890f441938ec.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":3747909,"duration_in_seconds":294}]},{"id":"ff6d6a5a-a189-4308-81ee-5931f73b4d86","title":"Dragons, Metallic","url":"https://www.monsterinmypodcast.com/55","content_text":"A parade of depressing archetypes who will trap you into conversation, then leave you forever to go back to their home planet.Links:Metallic dragon - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia — Metallic dragon is a classification of dragon found in the role playing game Dungeons \u0026amp; Dragons. In this setting metallic dragons are of good alignment.","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eA parade of depressing archetypes who will trap you into conversation, then leave you forever to go back to their home planet.\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLinks:\u003c/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"Metallic dragon - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metallic_dragon\"\u003eMetallic dragon - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia\u003c/a\u003e \u0026mdash; Metallic dragon is a classification of dragon found in the role playing game Dungeons \u0026amp; Dragons. In this setting metallic dragons are of good alignment.\u003c/li\u003e\u003c/ul\u003e","summary":"A parade of depressing archetypes who will trap you into conversation, then leave you forever to go back to their home planet.","date_published":"2016-09-05T17:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/55ee2f9d-81d0-4355-96f8-da040e91200e/7a37a1d5-61d4-49c3-abae-4d472014bf90.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":8235350,"duration_in_seconds":668}]},{"id":"51474c04-92b2-40f1-8c85-31a542746ff1","title":"Dragons, Gem","url":"https://www.monsterinmypodcast.com/54","content_text":"Welcome to the weirdo neutral dragons that time forgot, as their cruel creators shunted them into Monster Manuals with higher and higher numbers.Links:Gem dragon - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia — The following is a list of the gem dragons, a classification of dragon found in the role playing game Dungeons \u0026amp; Dragons. In this setting Gem dragons are typically of neutral alignment.","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eWelcome to the weirdo neutral dragons that time forgot, as their cruel creators shunted them into Monster Manuals with higher and higher numbers.\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLinks:\u003c/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"Gem dragon - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gem_dragon\"\u003eGem dragon - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia\u003c/a\u003e \u0026mdash; The following is a list of the gem dragons, a classification of dragon found in the role playing game Dungeons \u0026amp; Dragons. In this setting Gem dragons are typically of neutral alignment.\u003c/li\u003e\u003c/ul\u003e","summary":"Welcome to the weirdo neutral dragons that time forgot, as their cruel creators shunted them into Monster Manuals with higher and higher numbers.","date_published":"2016-09-02T16:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/55ee2f9d-81d0-4355-96f8-da040e91200e/126f535a-a742-4a1b-975e-92c80479478c.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":6837304,"duration_in_seconds":551}]},{"id":"18ba5e53-e538-492b-8ce0-b399831abc6d","title":"Dragons, Chromatic","url":"https://www.monsterinmypodcast.com/53","content_text":"It's a whole rainbow of shitty eternity lizards.Links:Chromatic dragon - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia — A Chromatic dragon is a classification of fictional dragon found in the role playing game Dungeons \u0026amp; Dragons. In this setting, chromatic dragons are typically of evil alignment.","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eIt\u0026#39;s a whole rainbow of shitty eternity lizards.\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLinks:\u003c/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"Chromatic dragon - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chromatic_dragon\"\u003eChromatic dragon - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia\u003c/a\u003e \u0026mdash; A Chromatic dragon is a classification of fictional dragon found in the role playing game Dungeons \u0026amp; Dragons. In this setting, chromatic dragons are typically of evil alignment.\u003c/li\u003e\u003c/ul\u003e","summary":"It's a whole rainbow of shitty eternity lizards.","date_published":"2016-08-31T13:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/55ee2f9d-81d0-4355-96f8-da040e91200e/28ca29f9-b980-4b30-8b23-b1b8c66176ca.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":8820129,"duration_in_seconds":716}]},{"id":"7431e888-b2c4-4c06-9fd6-178370c284a2","title":"Dragons, General","url":"https://www.monsterinmypodcast.com/52","content_text":"Exdragonanza 2016 begins in earnest as we discuss dragonkind in general, before diving into specifics over the next few weeks.Links:Dragon, General Information (Monstrous Manual) — Dragons are an ancient, winged reptilian race. They are known and feared for their size, physical prowess, and magical abilities. The oldest dragons are among the most powerful creatures in the world.","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eExdragonanza 2016 begins in earnest as we discuss dragonkind in general, before diving into specifics over the next few weeks.\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLinks:\u003c/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"Dragon, General Information (Monstrous Manual)\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"http://www.lomion.de/cmm/dragon.php\"\u003eDragon, General Information (Monstrous Manual)\u003c/a\u003e \u0026mdash; Dragons are an ancient, winged reptilian race. They are known and feared for their size, physical prowess, and magical abilities. The oldest dragons are among the most powerful creatures in the world.\u003c/li\u003e\u003c/ul\u003e","summary":"Exdragonanza 2016 begins in earnest as we discuss dragonkind in general, before diving into specifics over the next few weeks.","date_published":"2016-08-29T12:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/55ee2f9d-81d0-4355-96f8-da040e91200e/5c50f8bd-61ac-4fb5-af4c-f3d31e925ff7.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":5961441,"duration_in_seconds":478}]},{"id":"46e51e34-20f5-4d3d-abb7-308c3207aa57","title":"Dracolich","url":"https://www.monsterinmypodcast.com/51","content_text":"Contents of the Dracolich may be less bony than they appear.Links:Dracolich (Monstrous Manual) — The dracolich is an undead creature resulting from the unnatural transformation of a dragon. The mysterious Cult of the Dragon practices the powerful magic necessary for the creation of the dracolich, though other practitioners are also rumored to exist.","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eContents of the Dracolich may be less bony than they appear.\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLinks:\u003c/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"Dracolich (Monstrous Manual)\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"http://www.lomion.de/cmm/dracolic.php\"\u003eDracolich (Monstrous Manual)\u003c/a\u003e \u0026mdash; The dracolich is an undead creature resulting from the unnatural transformation of a dragon. The mysterious Cult of the Dragon practices the powerful magic necessary for the creation of the dracolich, though other practitioners are also rumored to exist.\u003c/li\u003e\u003c/ul\u003e","summary":"Contents of the Dracolich may be less bony than they appear.","date_published":"2016-08-26T11:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/55ee2f9d-81d0-4355-96f8-da040e91200e/b0490be6-a4f8-4442-a66a-f28e64479da4.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":4612749,"duration_in_seconds":366}]},{"id":"fae486da-8c5e-443f-8b3f-f6bdd5fac7d9","title":"Doppelganger","url":"https://www.monsterinmypodcast.com/50","content_text":"We are Gary and Kole. Please proceed as normal.Links:Doppelganger (Monstrous Manual) — The doppelganger is a master of mimicry that survives by taking the shapes of men, demihumans, and humanoids.","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eWe are Gary and Kole. Please proceed as normal.\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLinks:\u003c/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"Doppelganger (Monstrous Manual)\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"http://www.lomion.de/cmm/doppelga.php\"\u003eDoppelganger (Monstrous Manual)\u003c/a\u003e \u0026mdash; The doppelganger is a master of mimicry that survives by taking the shapes of men, demihumans, and humanoids.\u003c/li\u003e\u003c/ul\u003e","summary":"We are Gary and Kole. Please proceed as normal.","date_published":"2016-08-24T22:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/55ee2f9d-81d0-4355-96f8-da040e91200e/f7e5ff11-de3a-443b-8e34-9c006d215ecc.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":3342238,"duration_in_seconds":260}]},{"id":"079b8b0a-b54f-485f-b08d-7673b64705ea","title":"Dolphin","url":"https://www.monsterinmypodcast.com/49","content_text":"Somehow they made a real animal the most fantastical creature in this book full of sentient jelly and fire nymphs.Links:Dolphin (Monstrous Manual) — The dolphin is both a hunter and hunted in its marine world.","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eSomehow they made a real animal the most fantastical creature in this book full of sentient jelly and fire nymphs.\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLinks:\u003c/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"Dolphin (Monstrous Manual)\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"http://www.lomion.de/cmm/dolphin.php\"\u003eDolphin (Monstrous Manual)\u003c/a\u003e \u0026mdash; The dolphin is both a hunter and hunted in its marine world.\u003c/li\u003e\u003c/ul\u003e","summary":"Somehow they made a real animal the most fantastical creature in this book full of sentient jelly and fire nymphs.","date_published":"2016-08-22T12:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/55ee2f9d-81d0-4355-96f8-da040e91200e/69e69a9b-3f2d-4bdf-861c-6e083e1b7617.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":3043939,"duration_in_seconds":235}]},{"id":"97522190-037e-45b4-a4cc-01d1c5893bbf","title":"Dog, Moon","url":"https://www.monsterinmypodcast.com/48","content_text":"If you come at the Displacer Beast, you best not miss.Links:Dog, Moon (Monstrous Manual) — Often mistaken for baneful monsters, moon dogs are native creatures of Elysium and champions of the causes of good. They often appear in the Prime Material plane to fight evil wherever it shows itself.","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eIf you come at the Displacer Beast, you best not miss.\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLinks:\u003c/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"Dog, Moon (Monstrous Manual)\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"http://www.lomion.de/cmm/dogmoon.php\"\u003eDog, Moon (Monstrous Manual)\u003c/a\u003e \u0026mdash; Often mistaken for baneful monsters, moon dogs are native creatures of Elysium and champions of the causes of good. They often appear in the Prime Material plane to fight evil wherever it shows itself.\u003c/li\u003e\u003c/ul\u003e","summary":"If you come at the Displacer Beast, you best not miss.","date_published":"2016-08-19T14:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/55ee2f9d-81d0-4355-96f8-da040e91200e/7f7a4006-b05b-4426-aa50-d3eddaec48bb.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":2910285,"duration_in_seconds":224}]},{"id":"ed7e32d1-f1fa-480f-b7f1-1ffb39768d40","title":"Dog","url":"https://www.monsterinmypodcast.com/47","content_text":"Tell me all your thoughts on dog, because I know we're going to talk about them.Links:Dog (Monstrous Manual) — Smaller than wolves, the appearance of the wild dog varies from place to place. Most appear very wolf-like, while others seem to combine the looks of a wolf and a jackal.\r\n","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eTell me all your thoughts on dog, because I know we\u0026#39;re going to talk about them.\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLinks:\u003c/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"Dog (Monstrous Manual)\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"http://www.lomion.de/cmm/dog.php\"\u003eDog (Monstrous Manual)\u003c/a\u003e \u0026mdash; Smaller than wolves, the appearance of the wild dog varies from place to place. Most appear very wolf-like, while others seem to combine the looks of a wolf and a jackal.\r\n\u003c/li\u003e\u003c/ul\u003e","summary":"Tell me all your thoughts on dog, because I know we're going to talk about them.","date_published":"2016-08-17T10:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/55ee2f9d-81d0-4355-96f8-da040e91200e/5bbc1dd8-8236-4b11-bba9-bb4445a290d8.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":4094926,"duration_in_seconds":323}]},{"id":"d884375a-722d-4527-80dd-fd1a6688dc35","title":"Displacer Beast","url":"https://www.monsterinmypodcast.com/46","content_text":"You can't hit what you can't accurately see.Links:Displacer beast - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia — A displacer beast is considered to be a \"magical beast\". In the game, it resembles a black puma with a pair of powerful black tentacles sprouting from its shoulders, and two to four additional forelimbs. They are colored blue-black, like a dark panther. The tentacles are tipped with horny edges which can inflict terrible wounds and resemble the club-shaped catching tentacles of a squid.","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eYou can\u0026#39;t hit what you can\u0026#39;t accurately see.\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLinks:\u003c/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"Displacer beast - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Displacer_beast\"\u003eDisplacer beast - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia\u003c/a\u003e \u0026mdash; A displacer beast is considered to be a \"magical beast\". In the game, it resembles a black puma with a pair of powerful black tentacles sprouting from its shoulders, and two to four additional forelimbs. They are colored blue-black, like a dark panther. 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Bra-fucking-vo.","date_published":"2016-08-12T12:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/55ee2f9d-81d0-4355-96f8-da040e91200e/cd4bdc13-ed43-4244-8d9c-b1c1a3531678.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":5929388,"duration_in_seconds":357}]},{"id":"a2072801-c3f0-4119-a0a5-5cac437b969b","title":"Deepspawn","url":"https://www.monsterinmypodcast.com/44","content_text":"It's a beholder, it's a shoggoth, it's redundant!Links:Deepspawn (Monstrous Manual) — Deepspawn look like large, rubbery spheres of mottled grey and brown. Six arms project from their bodies; three are tentacle-arms, and three are jaw-arms, ending in mouths of many teeth. A Deepspawn also has over 40 long, retractable, flexible eye stalks it extends only three or four at a time, well away from harm.","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eIt\u0026#39;s a beholder, it\u0026#39;s a shoggoth, it\u0026#39;s redundant!\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLinks:\u003c/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"Deepspawn (Monstrous Manual)\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"http://www.lomion.de/cmm/deepspaw.php\"\u003eDeepspawn (Monstrous Manual)\u003c/a\u003e \u0026mdash; Deepspawn look like large, rubbery spheres of mottled grey and brown. Six arms project from their bodies; three are tentacle-arms, and three are jaw-arms, ending in mouths of many teeth. 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Each eye socket is lit by a fierce, red pinpoint of light that is almost hypnotic in its intensity.","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eSomeone ctrl-v\u0026#39;ed the skeleton entry again!\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLinks:\u003c/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"Crypt Thing (Monstrous Manual)\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"http://www.lomion.de/cmm/crypthin.php\"\u003eCrypt Thing (Monstrous Manual)\u003c/a\u003e \u0026mdash; A crypt thing looks like nothing more than an animated skeleton, save that it is always clothed in a flowing robe of brown or black. Each eye socket is lit by a fierce, red pinpoint of light that is almost hypnotic in its intensity.\u003c/li\u003e\u003c/ul\u003e","summary":"Someone ctrl-v'ed the skeleton entry again!","date_published":"2016-08-05T19:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/55ee2f9d-81d0-4355-96f8-da040e91200e/1539652b-9b11-4103-96f0-1f06fd2ceb4a.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":5513058,"duration_in_seconds":330}]},{"id":"672ec14e-9211-4012-81fc-d8523d3bc005","title":"Crustacean, Giant","url":"https://www.monsterinmypodcast.com/41","content_text":"Just goes to show you: The angle is everything.Links:Crustacean, Giant (Monstrous Manual) — Giant crustaceans are peculiar mutations of crabs and freshwater crayfish. The first inhabits saltwater regions, while the latter is found only in fresh water.\r\n","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eJust goes to show you: The angle is everything.\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLinks:\u003c/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"Crustacean, Giant (Monstrous Manual)\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"http://www.lomion.de/cmm/crusgian.php\"\u003eCrustacean, Giant (Monstrous Manual)\u003c/a\u003e \u0026mdash; Giant crustaceans are peculiar mutations of crabs and freshwater crayfish. The first inhabits saltwater regions, while the latter is found only in fresh water.\r\n\u003c/li\u003e\u003c/ul\u003e","summary":"Just goes to show you: The angle is everything.","date_published":"2016-08-03T10:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/55ee2f9d-81d0-4355-96f8-da040e91200e/55b47ee1-1f31-414b-9e33-5491fc4fe3d0.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":4998153,"duration_in_seconds":298}]},{"id":"11ebcf3a-1007-4db2-8123-f9119e11fba6","title":"Crocodile","url":"https://www.monsterinmypodcast.com/40","content_text":"Cave Man Boy is back, and he's going to have his say, god damn it.Links:Crocodile (Monstrous Manual) — The crocodile is a large, dangerous predatory reptile native to tropical and subtropical climes. It spends most of its time submerged in swamps, rivers, or other large bodies of water.","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eCave Man Boy is back, and he\u0026#39;s going to have his say, god damn it.\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLinks:\u003c/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"Crocodile (Monstrous Manual)\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"http://www.lomion.de/cmm/crocodil.php\"\u003eCrocodile (Monstrous Manual)\u003c/a\u003e \u0026mdash; The crocodile is a large, dangerous predatory reptile native to tropical and subtropical climes. 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Instead of making the Crabmen another orc stand-in, they've created a morally nuanced ethical test. A very tasty ethical test.Links:Crabman (Monstrous Manual) — Crabmen live as simple hunter-gatherers, subsisting primarily on carrion and algae.","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eThe Monstrous Manual takes a left turn... Instead of making the Crabmen another orc stand-in, they\u0026#39;ve created a morally nuanced ethical test. A very tasty ethical test.\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLinks:\u003c/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"Crabman (Monstrous Manual)\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"http://www.lomion.de/cmm/crabman.php\"\u003eCrabman (Monstrous Manual)\u003c/a\u003e \u0026mdash; Crabmen live as simple hunter-gatherers, subsisting primarily on carrion and algae.\u003c/li\u003e\u003c/ul\u003e","summary":"The Monstrous Manual takes a left turn... Instead of making the Crabmen another orc stand-in, they've created a morally nuanced ethical test. A very tasty ethical test.","date_published":"2016-07-27T10:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/55ee2f9d-81d0-4355-96f8-da040e91200e/d4b57ef1-3c18-4933-bab0-a71ffcef44a7.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":5317327,"duration_in_seconds":425}]},{"id":"21fddb08-ceef-47ff-b879-86c0d2be72b6","title":"Couatl","url":"https://www.monsterinmypodcast.com/37","content_text":"This entry on the Couatl was written by a Couatl.Links:Couatl (Monstrous Manual) — The couatl are feathered serpents of myth and lore. It is believed that they are distant relatives of dragons, although this remains unproven.","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eThis entry on the Couatl was written by a Couatl.\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLinks:\u003c/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"Couatl (Monstrous Manual)\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"http://www.lomion.de/cmm/couatl.php\"\u003eCouatl (Monstrous Manual)\u003c/a\u003e \u0026mdash; The couatl are feathered serpents of myth and lore. 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Next.\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLinks:\u003c/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"Cockatrice (Dungeons \u0026amp; Dragons) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cockatrice_(Dungeons_%26_Dragons)\"\u003eCockatrice (Dungeons \u0026amp; Dragons) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia\u003c/a\u003e \u0026mdash; The cockatrice is based on medieval alchemical folklore, which believed they came from a snake or a toad hatching a rooster's egg. The cockatrice is sometimes called a basilisk in ancient mythos.\u003c/li\u003e\u003c/ul\u003e","summary":"It's a shittier, birdier basilisk. Next.","date_published":"2016-07-22T10:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/55ee2f9d-81d0-4355-96f8-da040e91200e/88eb3706-f7aa-4278-a2de-89d17232701e.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":3144107,"duration_in_seconds":243}]},{"id":"a93227d4-80da-4ecf-9135-4305194e2c0d","title":"Cloaker","url":"https://www.monsterinmypodcast.com/35","content_text":"Up next: The Pants Mimic.Links:Cloaker (Monstrous Manual) — Cloakers are fiendish horrors, related to trappers, that dwell in dark places far beneath the surface of the earth. They generally seek to kill those who enter their lairs, unless they can think up some other, more amusing way to punish interlopers.","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eUp next: The Pants Mimic.\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLinks:\u003c/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"Cloaker (Monstrous Manual)\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"http://www.lomion.de/cmm/cloaker.php\"\u003eCloaker (Monstrous Manual)\u003c/a\u003e \u0026mdash; Cloakers are fiendish horrors, related to trappers, that dwell in dark places far beneath the surface of the earth. 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The cave fisher hides on ledges and hunts by emitting a long strand of sticky filament.","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eIt\u0026#39;s half lobster, half spider, half barnacle, and 100% charming.\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLinks:\u003c/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"Cave fisher - Dungeons and Dragons Wiki - Wikia\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"http://dungeons.wikia.com/wiki/Cave_fisher\"\u003eCave fisher - Dungeons and Dragons Wiki - Wikia\u003c/a\u003e \u0026mdash; The cave fisher is a crab-like monster which inhabits the Underdark and ambushes prey. 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The creature's head like that of a warthog with bloodshot eyes.","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eThe worst Death Buffalo.\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLinks:\u003c/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"Catoblepas (Dungeons \u0026amp; Dragons) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catoblepas_(Dungeons_%26_Dragons)\"\u003eCatoblepas (Dungeons \u0026amp; Dragons) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia\u003c/a\u003e \u0026mdash; A catoblepas has a large, bloated bison's body with short, stumpy legs like those of a hippopotamus. At the front of its body is a shaggy mane of dark brown hair, from which sprouts a long, weak, snake-like neck. 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It's like a centipede, but worse.Links:Carrion crawler - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia — The carrion crawler was one of the earliest creatures introduced in the D\u0026amp;D game. In all editions of the game, carrion crawlers are said to live underground, but will sometimes go to the surface for food. They are akin in appearance to a 3-to-4-foot-long (0.91 to 1.22 m) centipede.","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eAnother in the long line of monsters that just ruin your property values. It\u0026#39;s like a centipede, but worse.\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLinks:\u003c/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"Carrion crawler - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carrion_crawler\"\u003eCarrion crawler - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia\u003c/a\u003e \u0026mdash; The carrion crawler was one of the earliest creatures introduced in the D\u0026amp;D game. 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It's like a centipede, but worse.","date_published":"2016-07-01T11:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/55ee2f9d-81d0-4355-96f8-da040e91200e/6670c098-669c-43e8-b827-61a1afd82f7b.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":5341831,"duration_in_seconds":320}]},{"id":"6f800f7e-8c84-4c00-be72-6d2ba2059860","title":"Bullywug","url":"https://www.monsterinmypodcast.com/26","content_text":"Delicious frog people who are actually just orcs.Links:Bullywug - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia — The bullywugs are portrayed as a violent race of marsh-dwelling frog-like humanoids.","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eDelicious frog people who are actually just orcs.\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLinks:\u003c/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"Bullywug - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bullywug\"\u003eBullywug - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia\u003c/a\u003e \u0026mdash; The bullywugs are portrayed as a violent race of marsh-dwelling frog-like humanoids.\u003c/li\u003e\u003c/ul\u003e","summary":"Delicious frog people who are actually just orcs.","date_published":"2016-06-29T09:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/55ee2f9d-81d0-4355-96f8-da040e91200e/d6ae8b4d-6d9b-4519-8f42-3f116c4c308a.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":3706227,"duration_in_seconds":218}]},{"id":"506558b0-571d-437e-ad49-3f1d0633c18a","title":"Bulette","url":"https://www.monsterinmypodcast.com/25","content_text":"There goes the neighborhood.Links:Bulette - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia — Originally inspired by a cheap plastic toy, the bulette was one of the first monsters specifically created for D\u0026amp;D, and has been included in every edition of D\u0026amp;D, although various aspects of the monster have changed from edition to edition.","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eThere goes the neighborhood.\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLinks:\u003c/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"Bulette - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bulette\"\u003eBulette - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia\u003c/a\u003e \u0026mdash; Originally inspired by a cheap plastic toy, the bulette was one of the first monsters specifically created for D\u0026amp;D, and has been included in every edition of D\u0026amp;D, although various aspects of the monster have changed from edition to edition.\u003c/li\u003e\u003c/ul\u003e","summary":"There goes the neighborhood.","date_published":"2016-06-27T10:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/55ee2f9d-81d0-4355-96f8-da040e91200e/29aecaee-eed0-44be-a6bc-a06eacc6d9ab.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":4222362,"duration_in_seconds":250}]},{"id":"cfa93d15-0d14-4bd8-b568-f3622792de60","title":"Bugbear","url":"https://www.monsterinmypodcast.com/24","content_text":"Pointless and boring, the bugbear arrives on the scene to make orcs look interesting in comparison.Links:Bugbear (Dungeons \u0026amp; Dragons) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia — Bugbears resemble hairy, feral goblins standing seven feet tall. They take their name from their noses and claws, which are similar to those of bears. Bugbears often armor and arm themselves with a variety of gear purloined from fallen enemies. Most often, this gear is second-rate and in poor repair.","content_html":"\u003cp\u003ePointless and boring, the bugbear arrives on the scene to make orcs look interesting in comparison.\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLinks:\u003c/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"Bugbear (Dungeons \u0026amp; Dragons) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bugbear_(Dungeons_%26_Dragons)\"\u003eBugbear (Dungeons \u0026amp; Dragons) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia\u003c/a\u003e \u0026mdash; Bugbears resemble hairy, feral goblins standing seven feet tall. They take their name from their noses and claws, which are similar to those of bears. Bugbears often armor and arm themselves with a variety of gear purloined from fallen enemies. 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While they were once human, their beings have become mingled with those of animals and their very nature has been forever altered by the shock of this event.","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eHow did they make Teleporter Mistakes boring?\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLinks:\u003c/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"PlanetADnD, Dungeons and Dragons\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"http://www.padnd.com/monster_manual/mm00023.php\"\u003ePlanetADnD, Dungeons and Dragons\u003c/a\u003e \u0026mdash; Broken ones (or animal men) are the tragic survivors of scientific and magical experiments gone awry. While they were once human, their beings have become mingled with those of animals and their very nature has been forever altered by the shock of this event.\u003c/li\u003e\u003c/ul\u003e","summary":"How did they make Teleporter Mistakes boring?","date_published":"2016-06-20T09:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/55ee2f9d-81d0-4355-96f8-da040e91200e/b9efd2f3-a977-4e68-bc00-7b68d7ab447d.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":5986190,"duration_in_seconds":360}]},{"id":"761410dc-c2a4-47c1-9258-02b92167a149","title":"Brain Mole","url":"https://www.monsterinmypodcast.com/21","content_text":"Psionics are so terrible that a lowly rodent of the ground can use them as snacks.Links:Brain mole - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia — The brain mole is a small mole-like mammal that can psionically \"burrow\" into another creature's mind.","content_html":"\u003cp\u003ePsionics are so terrible that a lowly rodent of the ground can use them as snacks.\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLinks:\u003c/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"Brain mole - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brain_mole\"\u003eBrain mole - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia\u003c/a\u003e \u0026mdash; The brain mole is a small mole-like mammal that can psionically \"burrow\" into another creature's mind.\u003c/li\u003e\u003c/ul\u003e","summary":"Psionics are so terrible that a lowly rodent of the ground can use them as snacks.","date_published":"2016-06-17T11:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/55ee2f9d-81d0-4355-96f8-da040e91200e/0432b421-d645-493f-a176-d9f63055c5ee.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":5386075,"duration_in_seconds":323}]},{"id":"209af6a7-3bf0-4227-9d83-fdd1124497b6","title":"Birds","url":"https://www.monsterinmypodcast.com/20","content_text":"You're loving this, aren't you Kole?","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eYou\u0026#39;re loving this, aren\u0026#39;t you Kole?\u003c/p\u003e","summary":"You're loving this, aren't you Kole?","date_published":"2016-06-15T12:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/55ee2f9d-81d0-4355-96f8-da040e91200e/dac111b9-9783-44fa-aac8-4b745ac142c8.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":3990825,"duration_in_seconds":235}]},{"id":"15f0121d-a50f-4c56-8ed9-87fa12ad5c04","title":"Behir","url":"https://www.monsterinmypodcast.com/19","content_text":"When you're trying to choose between \"dragon\" and \"snake\" and the coin you flip lands on its edge.Links:Behir - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia — A behir is a huge blue serpentine magical beast with a crocodilian head; the creature is around forty feet long and weighs around four thousand pounds.","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eWhen you\u0026#39;re trying to choose between \u0026quot;dragon\u0026quot; and \u0026quot;snake\u0026quot; and the coin you flip lands on its edge.\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLinks:\u003c/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"Behir - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Behir\"\u003eBehir - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia\u003c/a\u003e \u0026mdash; A behir is a huge blue serpentine magical beast with a crocodilian head; the creature is around forty feet long and weighs around four thousand pounds.\u003c/li\u003e\u003c/ul\u003e","summary":"When you're trying to choose between \"dragon\" and \"snake\" and the coin you flip lands on its edge.","date_published":"2016-06-13T10:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/55ee2f9d-81d0-4355-96f8-da040e91200e/2abec595-911f-43b7-a4e9-441aed7996b8.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":4393026,"duration_in_seconds":260}]},{"id":"fa05fa09-90ce-428b-ba8a-b9cd7b30573d","title":"BeholderFest 2016 (Part 6)","url":"https://www.monsterinmypodcast.com/18","content_text":"All good things must come to an end. At least until next year.","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eAll good things must come to an end. At least until next year.\u003c/p\u003e","summary":"All good things must come to an end. At least until next year.","date_published":"2016-06-10T10:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/55ee2f9d-81d0-4355-96f8-da040e91200e/9fdd62ed-cb99-4016-8fcc-bd6af1c0a66c.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":8392447,"duration_in_seconds":510}]},{"id":"4dd7b0f7-7019-40a1-9506-7102f35ec915","title":"BeholderFest 2016 (Part 5)","url":"https://www.monsterinmypodcast.com/17","content_text":"The many-eyed cavity creep gives way to beholders that don't really need to be beholders.","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eThe many-eyed cavity creep gives way to beholders that don\u0026#39;t really need to be beholders.\u003c/p\u003e","summary":"The many-eyed cavity creep gives way to beholders that don't really need to be beholders.","date_published":"2016-06-08T10:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/55ee2f9d-81d0-4355-96f8-da040e91200e/0ff51cfc-0899-45a9-b98b-8be8d6b9451b.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":6752847,"duration_in_seconds":408}]},{"id":"6a042690-e12c-4349-a123-c6fd3dbba3ad","title":"BeholderFest 2016 (Part 4)","url":"https://www.monsterinmypodcast.com/16","content_text":"BeholderFest 2016 will never end! Meet the many-ribbed Death Tyrant and many more of his bizarre friends.Links:Death tyrant - Forgotten Realms Wiki - Wikia — Death tyrants were an undead form of beholder, similar to zombies, that retained some innate magical abilities.","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eBeholderFest 2016 will never end! Meet the many-ribbed Death Tyrant and many more of his bizarre friends.\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLinks:\u003c/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"Death tyrant - Forgotten Realms Wiki - Wikia\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"http://forgottenrealms.wikia.com/wiki/Death_tyrant\"\u003eDeath tyrant - Forgotten Realms Wiki - Wikia\u003c/a\u003e \u0026mdash; Death tyrants were an undead form of beholder, similar to zombies, that retained some innate magical abilities.\u003c/li\u003e\u003c/ul\u003e","summary":"BeholderFest 2016 will never end! Meet the many-ribbed Death Tyrant and many more of his bizarre friends.","date_published":"2016-06-06T10:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/55ee2f9d-81d0-4355-96f8-da040e91200e/66d6990c-24cc-4162-aac6-0dd219521e2d.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":6245059,"duration_in_seconds":376}]},{"id":"5f12f2f3-2541-4b31-8131-a1a47dd0170d","title":"BeholderFest 2016 (Part 3)","url":"https://www.monsterinmypodcast.com/15","content_text":"BeholderFest continues as we settle in and dedicate a whole episode to our friend (and yours), the helpful Spectator.Links:Spectator (Dungeons \u0026amp; Dragons) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia — A spectator is an extraplanar relative of the beholder with four eyestalks. Somewhat mild and even-tempered, spectators have even been known to form friendships with other creatures, a trait that no other beholderkin or true beholder ever displays.\r\n\r\n","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eBeholderFest continues as we settle in and dedicate a whole episode to our friend (and yours), the helpful Spectator.\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLinks:\u003c/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"Spectator (Dungeons \u0026amp; Dragons) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spectator_(Dungeons_%26_Dragons)\"\u003eSpectator (Dungeons \u0026amp; Dragons) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia\u003c/a\u003e \u0026mdash; A spectator is an extraplanar relative of the beholder with four eyestalks. Somewhat mild and even-tempered, spectators have even been known to form friendships with other creatures, a trait that no other beholderkin or true beholder ever displays.\r\n\r\n\u003c/li\u003e\u003c/ul\u003e","summary":"BeholderFest continues as we settle in and dedicate a whole episode to our friend (and yours), the helpful Spectator.","date_published":"2016-06-03T09:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/55ee2f9d-81d0-4355-96f8-da040e91200e/5763c0d6-9796-4d46-a51e-40726bad0400.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":4124776,"duration_in_seconds":244}]},{"id":"ab053570-b0f7-4500-89bf-d4705f5a6f5c","title":"BeholderFest 2016 (Part 2)","url":"https://www.monsterinmypodcast.com/14","content_text":"Pucker up, because it's time to talk about the Death Kiss, the Eye of the Deep, and the Gauth. The magic is gone!Links:Beholder-kin, Death Kiss (Monstrous Manual) — The Death Kiss, or “bleeder”, is fearsome predator found in caverns or ruins.Eye of the Deep - Pathfinder_OGC — This creature is a 5-foot wide orb dominated by a central eye and large serrated mouth. Hundreds of small seaweed-like bristles hang from the bottom of its body. Two large crab-like pincers protrude from its body, and two long, thin eyestalks sprout from the top of its orb.Gauth (3.5e Monster) - Dungeons and Dragons Wiki — Around two and a half feet in diameter, the spherical creature floating towards you with a single massive central eye while a pair of eyestalks swivel every which way. You know you should shoot at it, but something about the eye--a menace the likes of which you have never felt before--causes you to falter, standing still and compliant as it levels an eyestalk at you, brimming with magical energy and promising a quick death.","content_html":"\u003cp\u003ePucker up, because it\u0026#39;s time to talk about the Death Kiss, the Eye of the Deep, and the Gauth. The magic is gone!\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLinks:\u003c/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"Beholder-kin, Death Kiss (Monstrous Manual)\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"http://www.lomion.de/cmm/behodeki.php\"\u003eBeholder-kin, Death Kiss (Monstrous Manual)\u003c/a\u003e \u0026mdash; The Death Kiss, or “bleeder”, is fearsome predator found in caverns or ruins.\u003c/li\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"Eye of the Deep - Pathfinder_OGC\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"http://www.d20pfsrd.com/bestiary/monster-listings/aberrations/eye-of-the-deep-tohc\"\u003eEye of the Deep - Pathfinder_OGC\u003c/a\u003e \u0026mdash; This creature is a 5-foot wide orb dominated by a central eye and large serrated mouth. Hundreds of small seaweed-like bristles hang from the bottom of its body. 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The magic is gone!","date_published":"2016-06-01T10:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/55ee2f9d-81d0-4355-96f8-da040e91200e/982978ab-6d77-4611-8509-41cd6a6fc8f0.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":7015792,"duration_in_seconds":424}]},{"id":"cbdddc75-83c9-4b34-b3f1-10b66f586185","title":"BeholderFest 2016 (Part 1)","url":"https://www.monsterinmypodcast.com/13","content_text":"Feast your eyes on the first part of BeholderFest 2016, where we give you the skinny on our favorite Eye Tyrants.Links:Beholder (Dungeons \u0026amp; Dragons) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia — Its appearance is that of a floating orb of flesh with a large mouth, single central eye, and many smaller eyestalks on top with deadly magical powers.","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eFeast your eyes on the first part of BeholderFest 2016, where we give you the skinny on our favorite Eye Tyrants.\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLinks:\u003c/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"Beholder (Dungeons \u0026amp; Dragons) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beholder_(Dungeons_%26_Dragons)\"\u003eBeholder (Dungeons \u0026amp; Dragons) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia\u003c/a\u003e \u0026mdash; Its appearance is that of a floating orb of flesh with a large mouth, single central eye, and many smaller eyestalks on top with deadly magical powers.\u003c/li\u003e\u003c/ul\u003e","summary":"Feast your eyes on the first part of BeholderFest 2016, where we give you the skinny on our favorite Eye Tyrants.","date_published":"2016-05-30T11:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/55ee2f9d-81d0-4355-96f8-da040e91200e/6df6eb8c-560f-4d87-82d3-eff816a55438.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":8365382,"duration_in_seconds":509}]},{"id":"a0905c7e-f215-4949-9cae-5104b410a6bf","title":"Beetle, Giant","url":"https://www.monsterinmypodcast.com/12","content_text":"Please search Kickstarter for our patent-pending beetle sleeping bags. You know, to hide the horror.Links:Beetle (4e Creature) - D\u0026amp;D Wiki — Some species of beetles are innocuous and even beneficial, feeding off of carrion and refuse that would otherwise pile up around large cities, but others, particularly amongst the monstrous varieties, can be a dangerous hazard for even experienced adventurers.","content_html":"\u003cp\u003ePlease search Kickstarter for our patent-pending beetle sleeping bags. You know, to hide the horror.\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLinks:\u003c/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"Beetle (4e Creature) - D\u0026amp;D Wiki\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Beetle_(4e_Creature)\"\u003eBeetle (4e Creature) - D\u0026amp;D Wiki\u003c/a\u003e \u0026mdash; Some species of beetles are innocuous and even beneficial, feeding off of carrion and refuse that would otherwise pile up around large cities, but others, particularly amongst the monstrous varieties, can be a dangerous hazard for even experienced adventurers.\u003c/li\u003e\u003c/ul\u003e","summary":"Please search Kickstarter for our patent-pending beetle sleeping bags. You know, to hide the horror.","date_published":"2016-05-27T10:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/55ee2f9d-81d0-4355-96f8-da040e91200e/24fd810f-8fa1-4ddc-a4fe-a70442b750d6.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":2961468,"duration_in_seconds":228}]},{"id":"897d37b2-839e-4823-87b5-523de984275f","title":"Bears","url":"https://www.monsterinmypodcast.com/11","content_text":"Mr. Burns's Hierarchy of Bears.Links:Category:Bear - Dungeons and Dragons Wiki - Wikia — Bears are \"ursine\" creatures, distantly related to dogs and canines, but larger and more muscular.","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eMr. Burns\u0026#39;s Hierarchy of Bears.\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLinks:\u003c/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"Category:Bear - Dungeons and Dragons Wiki - Wikia\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"http://dungeonsdragons.wikia.com/wiki/Category:Bear\"\u003eCategory:Bear - Dungeons and Dragons Wiki - Wikia\u003c/a\u003e \u0026mdash; Bears are \"ursine\" creatures, distantly related to dogs and canines, but larger and more muscular.\u003c/li\u003e\u003c/ul\u003e","summary":"Mr. Burns's Hierarchy of Bears.","date_published":"2016-05-25T10:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/55ee2f9d-81d0-4355-96f8-da040e91200e/45e42188-ad27-4293-8e8c-41c74c765ce1.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":3237168,"duration_in_seconds":251}]},{"id":"0b933527-60d8-45da-acef-b5871ec46f1a","title":"Bats","url":"https://www.monsterinmypodcast.com/10","content_text":"Dead head frisbees and laundering human meat.Links:SRD:Bat - D\u0026amp;D Wiki — Bats are nocturnal flying mammals.","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eDead head frisbees and laundering human meat.\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLinks:\u003c/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"SRD:Bat - D\u0026amp;D Wiki\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Bat\"\u003eSRD:Bat - D\u0026amp;D Wiki\u003c/a\u003e \u0026mdash; Bats are nocturnal flying mammals.\u003c/li\u003e\u003c/ul\u003e","summary":"Dead head frisbees and laundering human meat.","date_published":"2016-05-23T10:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/55ee2f9d-81d0-4355-96f8-da040e91200e/8362d33c-019a-4d7e-bb93-35a2c09235f8.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":4633700,"duration_in_seconds":368}]},{"id":"e01212b8-3ad7-48f8-9910-d8687763c03f","title":"Basilisk","url":"https://www.monsterinmypodcast.com/9","content_text":"The shocking origin story of the Dracolisk: Prodigious production, combined with clumsiness on slippery surfaces.Links:Basilisk » Dungeons \u0026amp; Dragons - D\u0026amp;D 5 — A basilisk is a multilegged, reptilian horror whose deadly gaze transforms victims into porous stone.","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eThe shocking origin story of the Dracolisk: Prodigious production, combined with clumsiness on slippery surfaces.\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLinks:\u003c/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"Basilisk » Dungeons \u0026amp; Dragons - D\u0026amp;D 5\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"http://www.aidedd.org/dnd/monstres.php?vo=basilisk\"\u003eBasilisk » Dungeons \u0026amp; Dragons - D\u0026amp;D 5\u003c/a\u003e \u0026mdash; A basilisk is a multilegged, reptilian horror whose deadly gaze transforms victims into porous stone.\u003c/li\u003e\u003c/ul\u003e","summary":"The shocking origin story of the Dracolisk: Prodigious production, combined with clumsiness on slippery surfaces.","date_published":"2016-05-20T10:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/55ee2f9d-81d0-4355-96f8-da040e91200e/4e346bb1-66ac-40c0-bead-d676fa6afe17.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":3123228,"duration_in_seconds":242}]},{"id":"3a974367-e0ab-4208-a34b-1ce2ba1c47a1","title":"Banshee","url":"https://www.monsterinmypodcast.com/8","content_text":"I scream, you scream, we all scream then die instantly.Links:Banshee - Forgotten Realms Wiki - Wikia — A banshee appears as a translucent image of its former self in life. With the pass of time the image of the banshee tends to become blurred and indistinct, but still recognizable as a humanoid.","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eI scream, you scream, we all scream then die instantly.\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLinks:\u003c/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"Banshee - Forgotten Realms Wiki - Wikia\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"http://forgottenrealms.wikia.com/wiki/Banshee\"\u003eBanshee - Forgotten Realms Wiki - Wikia\u003c/a\u003e \u0026mdash; A banshee appears as a translucent image of its former self in life. With the pass of time the image of the banshee tends to become blurred and indistinct, but still recognizable as a humanoid.\u003c/li\u003e\u003c/ul\u003e","summary":"I scream, you scream, we all scream then die instantly.","date_published":"2016-05-18T09:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/55ee2f9d-81d0-4355-96f8-da040e91200e/8a4a48d1-2261-447c-b3e7-3c1adc3064b1.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":2880171,"duration_in_seconds":221}]},{"id":"623e5084-3642-4bae-9d0d-b3ecaa13fbd1","title":"Baatezu","url":"https://www.monsterinmypodcast.com/7","content_text":"Don't confuse a devil for a demon, it doesn't end well.Links:Baatezu - Forgotten Realms Wiki - Wikia — Baatezu were a category of devils inhabiting the Nine Hells of Baator.","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eDon\u0026#39;t confuse a devil for a demon, it doesn\u0026#39;t end well.\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLinks:\u003c/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"Baatezu - Forgotten Realms Wiki - Wikia\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"http://forgottenrealms.wikia.com/wiki/Baatezu\"\u003eBaatezu - Forgotten Realms Wiki - Wikia\u003c/a\u003e \u0026mdash; Baatezu were a category of devils inhabiting the Nine Hells of Baator.\u003c/li\u003e\u003c/ul\u003e","summary":"Don't confuse a devil for a demon, it doesn't end well.","date_published":"2016-05-16T10:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/55ee2f9d-81d0-4355-96f8-da040e91200e/6e3b3b45-8314-46e4-8753-520159998f9e.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":3490809,"duration_in_seconds":272}]},{"id":"fa5a1d92-a42b-49a7-a45b-45d2e916b0f4","title":"Aurumvorax","url":"https://www.monsterinmypodcast.com/6","content_text":"Smeltable truffle pigs in the shape of centibadgers.Links:Aurumvorax - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia — The aurumvorax seems to have a deep affection for precious ores and minerals, which it consumes to supplement its mainly carnivorous diet.","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eSmeltable truffle pigs in the shape of centibadgers.\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLinks:\u003c/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"Aurumvorax - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aurumvorax\"\u003eAurumvorax - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia\u003c/a\u003e \u0026mdash; 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