Monster in My Podcast

Episode 65: Elemental Kin, Earth

September 28th, 2016  |  3 mins 40 secs

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Nobody has ever used these things in a campaign, and I wouldn't believe you if you contradicted me.

Episode 64: Elemental Kin, Air

September 26th, 2016  |  5 mins 6 secs

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You happen into a clearing and discover a small, pearlescent egg. This isn't an episode of Abject Suffering, but your world is about to change forever.

Episode 63: Elementals

September 23rd, 2016  |  7 mins 24 secs

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If you kidnap a planar dummy, don't be surprised if he burns your life down.

Episode 62: Dwarf

September 21st, 2016  |  7 mins 37 secs

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Just in case you didn't catch them in the Player Handbook, they're back!

Episode 61: Dryad

September 19th, 2016  |  5 mins 28 secs

Are you ready for uncomfortable sexual situations? Are you too charming for your own good? Then the Dryad might be for you, sweet thing.

Episode 60: Dragonne, Turtle Dragon

September 16th, 2016  |  3 mins 52 secs

Exdragonanza closes with a whimper on a glorified manticore, and what amounts to a gigantic sea turtle.

Episode 59: Dragonets

September 14th, 2016  |  6 mins 7 secs

Now we enter a detour into the little guys, and hope we don't inhale a dragon faerie.

Episode 58: Steel Dragon, Yellow Dragon

September 12th, 2016  |  4 mins 23 secs

Too chromatic for the metal dragons, too metallic for the chromatic dragons. Here we have the misfits. The outlaws. The rebels.

Episode 57: Dragons, Mercury, Mist, and Shadow

September 9th, 2016  |  6 mins 2 secs

Let's dig deeper an deeper into Dragonalia, with elemental dragons that skip back and forth between irrelevant planes of existence.

Episode 56: Dragon, Brown, Cloud, Deep

September 7th, 2016  |  4 mins 54 secs

And the miscellany rolls in, both aloof and pointless.

Episode 55: Dragons, Metallic

September 5th, 2016  |  11 mins 8 secs

A parade of depressing archetypes who will trap you into conversation, then leave you forever to go back to their home planet.

Episode 54: Dragons, Gem

September 2nd, 2016  |  9 mins 11 secs

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Welcome to the weirdo neutral dragons that time forgot, as their cruel creators shunted them into Monster Manuals with higher and higher numbers.

Episode 53: Dragons, Chromatic

August 31st, 2016  |  11 mins 56 secs

It's a whole rainbow of shitty eternity lizards.

Episode 52: Dragons, General

August 29th, 2016  |  7 mins 58 secs

Exdragonanza 2016 begins in earnest as we discuss dragonkind in general, before diving into specifics over the next few weeks.

Episode 51: Dracolich

August 26th, 2016  |  6 mins 6 secs

Contents of the Dracolich may be less bony than they appear.

Episode 50: Doppelganger

August 24th, 2016  |  4 mins 20 secs

We are Gary and Kole. Please proceed as normal.