A podcast by Kole Ross and Gary Butterfield taking a monster-by-monster look at all of the goofy, inspired, and sometimes dull creature designs in the 2nd Edition Monstrous Manual of Dungeons and Dragons. Join us every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday for short episodes about your favorite beasties.
May 27th, 2016 | 3 mins 48 secs
Please search Kickstarter for our patent-pending beetle sleeping bags. You know, to hide the horror.
May 25th, 2016 | 4 mins 11 secs
Mr. Burns's Hierarchy of Bears.
May 23rd, 2016 | 6 mins 8 secs
Dead head frisbees and laundering human meat.
May 20th, 2016 | 4 mins 2 secs
The shocking origin story of the Dracolisk: Prodigious production, combined with clumsiness on slippery surfaces.
May 18th, 2016 | 3 mins 41 secs
I scream, you scream, we all scream then die instantly.
May 16th, 2016 | 4 mins 32 secs
Don't confuse a devil for a demon, it doesn't end well.
May 13th, 2016 | 3 mins 42 secs
Smeltable truffle pigs in the shape of centibadgers.
May 11th, 2016 | 3 mins 47 secs
Who overcooked the Beholder!?
May 9th, 2016 | 3 mins 54 secs
Passive aggressive space weirdos prowl the void, looking for gold to have sex with.
May 6th, 2016 | 4 mins 12 secs
Here comes the Ankheg to undermine our views of intelligence and society, especially as concerns worms and farming.
May 4th, 2016 | 4 mins 30 secs
Prepare yourselves to become slime slaves to gigantic bottom feeding degenerates.
May 2nd, 2016 | 5 mins 2 secs
The Aarakocra are crappy bird people with secret fingers and a penchant for cloaca-based basketry.