Monster in My Podcast

A comedy podcast about monsters and the manuals they appear in.

About the show

A podcast by Kole Ross and Gary Butterfield taking a monster-by-monster look at all of the goofy, inspired, and sometimes dull creature designs in the 2nd Edition Monstrous Manual of Dungeons and Dragons. Join us every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday for short episodes about your favorite beasties.

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  • Episode 69: Elephant

    October 7th, 2016  |  4 mins 34 secs
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    Or, as we call them, future pianos. Now I'm sad.

  • Episode 68: Elemental, Composite

    October 5th, 2016  |  6 mins 3 secs
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    Can you fight a force of nature? Yes, but it would be boring.

  • Episode 67: Elemental Kin, Water

    October 3rd, 2016  |  5 mins 1 sec
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    True love melts away, and all you're left with is some poison in your eye.

  • Episode 66: Elemental Kin, Fire

    September 30th, 2016  |  3 mins 19 secs
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    Who can be sure what a baby snake would grow up to? Would it grow a face? Would its spear become a part of its body? So snuff out the fireplace, sonny, lest you invite doom.

  • Episode 65: Elemental Kin, Earth

    September 28th, 2016  |  3 mins 40 secs
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    Nobody has ever used these things in a campaign, and I wouldn't believe you if you contradicted me.

  • Episode 64: Elemental Kin, Air

    September 26th, 2016  |  5 mins 6 secs
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    You happen into a clearing and discover a small, pearlescent egg. This isn't an episode of Abject Suffering, but your world is about to change forever.

  • Episode 63: Elementals

    September 23rd, 2016  |  7 mins 24 secs
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    If you kidnap a planar dummy, don't be surprised if he burns your life down.

  • Episode 62: Dwarf

    September 21st, 2016  |  7 mins 37 secs
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    Just in case you didn't catch them in the Player Handbook, they're back!

  • Episode 61: Dryad

    September 19th, 2016  |  5 mins 28 secs

    Are you ready for uncomfortable sexual situations? Are you too charming for your own good? Then the Dryad might be for you, sweet thing.

  • Episode 60: Dragonne, Turtle Dragon

    September 16th, 2016  |  3 mins 52 secs

    Exdragonanza closes with a whimper on a glorified manticore, and what amounts to a gigantic sea turtle.

  • Episode 59: Dragonets

    September 14th, 2016  |  6 mins 7 secs

    Now we enter a detour into the little guys, and hope we don't inhale a dragon faerie.

  • Episode 58: Steel Dragon, Yellow Dragon

    September 12th, 2016  |  4 mins 23 secs

    Too chromatic for the metal dragons, too metallic for the chromatic dragons. Here we have the misfits. The outlaws. The rebels.

  • Episode 57: Dragons, Mercury, Mist, and Shadow

    September 9th, 2016  |  6 mins 2 secs

    Let's dig deeper an deeper into Dragonalia, with elemental dragons that skip back and forth between irrelevant planes of existence.

  • Episode 56: Dragon, Brown, Cloud, Deep

    September 7th, 2016  |  4 mins 54 secs

    And the miscellany rolls in, both aloof and pointless.

  • Episode 55: Dragons, Metallic

    September 5th, 2016  |  11 mins 8 secs

    A parade of depressing archetypes who will trap you into conversation, then leave you forever to go back to their home planet.

  • Episode 54: Dragons, Gem

    September 2nd, 2016  |  9 mins 11 secs
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    Welcome to the weirdo neutral dragons that time forgot, as their cruel creators shunted them into Monster Manuals with higher and higher numbers.